Viv....no pouting...just remember you are an Amazing, Hot, Sexy {You are W-O-M-A-N!!!!}

Just remember we Men get dumb in the head when we go into Man mode....the Taurus in me pouts and gets all bull headed and then when I realize what a dumb ass I have been, I feel like a dope and doofus head and then by the time I realize that..well, I have usually royally pissed off someone and then geez, what I a fine mess I have gotten myself into and then I feel like Matt...geez, I ain't never gonna fix this..

so, since Betty (you know God) knows these things about we BOYS.....SHE shakes her head....lets the "Graces" in our lives (for we Gay BOYS) bring us to our senses and for the straight Men..Betty sends us the Vivs of the world.....(or Sharons for the men that lose keys)

Your hubby wubby knows you are right....um, he does...so fear not...kiss him and I mean KISS him and remind him when he fights with you he loses out on the world's best kisser from his soul mate, lover, best friend and all the loving that goes with that..so just be the smart BOY you know he is since he married you and just get on with it..do it your way and get lots of loving (and the smart W-O-M-A-N that you are...you will get him to see that without him knowing you did and that is why Betty put you in charge of looking after your BOY:)/Hubby Wubby..

got it?

if not, just kiss him to remind him..he will get it then:)

Michael

oops..my DSL went down again and when got online deleted all sorts of things...area problems last two days...grrrr....sorry, but its me sending the post....to Matt and Viv..

oy....ugh..computers...and DSL Verizon drives me crazy!

Michael

Michael,

Ummm, thanks and... I did, or I should say we did.

Love ya, Vivian

Viv--

Share this with your hubby, so he won't make any further mistakes in the future.

Terminology for Men

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!