Yes, dear Breth, when I saw a herd of elephants in my yard yesterday I was reminded that I'd neglected to make a new entry in my blog. Don't get me wrong, elephants are cool but... nuff's nuff. Okay, now that I've started this entry what the bloody hell am I gonna write about?

How about whiskers? Can anyone tell me what God was thinking when he gave us blokes whiskers? I hate shaving, but I hate whiskers even more. Was Adam created with whiskers? And did he sprout hairy earholes as he aged? I really don't understand all this extraneous hair business, nor do I understand God's motives. Adam and Eve were plonked into the Garden of Eden without fire, tools, toilet paper, deodorant, soap, undies, pencil sharpeners, scissors and all the other essentials. Was it meant to be a joke? Some sort of reality show to test the dummies? Speaking of dummies, how would you describe the religious artists down through the ages that gave A&E navels?

Yes, there's so much I don't understand. However, I do understand the human propensity for writing fairy tales.