Vivian says:

omg did i tell you about the HUGE moth in the house?

Friend:

are you scared of moths?

Vivian says:

well, not scared in the sense of real fear, just ewwwwwwwwwwww

Vivian says:

but i'm not even exagerrating when i tell you it is the size of a bird

Friend:

jesus tapdancing christ

Vivian says:

HAHA! wait, it gets sooo much better

Vivian says:

so years ago one was in the house one night and rich wasn't here

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and i had to catch it in a cup and put it outside and i'm still not over it

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and this morning i went out to the kitchen with matty to get him some cereal and i see this thing sitting on the curtain in the dining room and i'm like holy ahhhhhhhhhh!

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and danielle walks up at the same time and the two of us are like ahhhhhhhhh! TONY!!!!!

Vivian says:

but he totally doesn't come get rid of it

Friend:

haha like "omg it's back after all these years"

Vivian says:

and then hours later i go out there and annemarie has caught it in a GIANT glass and is taking it outside cause zoey found it!

Vivian says:

and i think she's like trying to hunt it or something!

Friend:

how rude

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so she sort of flings it out of the cup hoping it will fly away and it sort of just falls to the ground like it can't fly well anymore cause the kitten hurt its wings

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so then rich is talking to me from work

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and i'm like OMFG

Vivian says:

HUGE BIRD MOTH MAN!!!

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and he's like LOL i saw that this morning

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and i'm like

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and you just LEFT IT THERE!?

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and he's like LOL i didn't have time to move it

Vivian says:

so he comes home for lunch and i sit with my back to the door annemarie went out to put it outside

Friend:

haha lol omg

Vivian says:

and jokingly i tell rich he has to watch my back cause i can just imagine the thing with a cast and crutches like pawing it's way back inside!

Vivian says:

and he laughs at me and then a while later, i look over and there it is on the floor! half a wing and sort of wiggling around!

Friend:

omg

Vivian says:

so i'm like AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Friend:

maybe it just likes you very much

Vivian says:

and so rich gets a paper towel and goes to pick it up and take it to the trash can (but only after he does some lame trick like the thing is trying to fly away and he has to hold on to it while it spins him around)

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and i'm like RICHARD!!!! and my blood pressure is out of control now

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and then i ask him if he killed it and he says no

Friend:

omg

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and i'm like

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i can just imagine it climbing out of the trash can all darth vader style with a celery helmet!!!!!!!

Friend:

omfg i loled so f**king loud

Vivian says:

haha i know but ahhhhhhhhh!

Vivian says:

it's funnier if you imagine the breathing too!

Friend:

yeah... like you hear that scary breathing before it crawls out the can and you wonder what the hell is that?

Vivian says:

FUUUUUUUUCK that

 

Like I said... SCARINESS!! Also, I was rereading this as I was posting it and laughing hysterically and Rich was looking at me like I was full of CRAZINESS!! He totally rolled his eyes at me... pfft! Bug leaver-there-er!

 

So yeah, we had quite a big earth shake yesterday here. 5.8 on the Richter scale they say. I was at work when it happened and holy crap, the store was a mad disaster, but at least no one got hurt. Anyway, we're totally fine, house is fine, we just got jumbled around a bit. Thanks for all the messages hoping I was fine... love you guys!

 

Hugs,

Viv

 

PS. I totally just found out that PATD will be back in Southern California in October!!!