A quick joke

[fatboyfat]

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LOGIC

 

Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,

drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going

through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the

community college and sign up for some classes."

 

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Jim goes

down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up

for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

 

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

 

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"

 

"Yeah."

 

"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, I think that you have a

yard."

 

"That's true, I do have a yard."

 

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think

logically that you would have a house."

 

"Yes, I do have a house."

 

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

family."

 

"I have a family."

 

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must

have a wife."

 

"Yes, I do have a wife."

 

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a

heterosexual."

 

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing!.. you were able to find out all of

that because I have a weed-eater."

 

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to

meet Bob at the bar.

 

He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English,

history and logic.

 

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

 

Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"

 

"No."

 

"Then you're gay."

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Perhaps we should have a survey on weed-eater ownership?

 

Cheers,

Neil

[Rocketcnj]

Neil..I don't have a weedeater....but I have a townhouse..and the Community Association takes care of cutting the lawn/weeds. But, yep, I am Gay:)

 

hmmm, as Jules would say!

 

Now, I was never good at logic..but um, what about those Gay households with two Moms or two Dads or one Dad or one Mom whom are Gay and with kids....

 

what school was this? Liberty College or some other evangelical christian school like Bob Jones University? oops..wait, this is Texas....home of the Bushes...ok, so much for logic....hee hee.

 

but the joke is very funny:) and very cute:)

 

Michael