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CIA Analyzing Latest Terror Tape

 

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - One day after claiming responsibility for the Christmas Day underpants bomber, Osama bin Laden appeared in a new terror tape today in which he claimed responsibility for the Balloon Boy hoax that held the nation spellbound last year.

 

"The so-called Balloon Boy claimed that he

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What an attention whore. He had nothing to do with it. It was the kid's idiotic dad. Now if the balloon had been a bomb, then maybe I could see Bin Laden being involved...

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Hell for all i know he very well could have orchastrated the whole Balloon boy thing. I never really paid attention to it lol.

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Bin Laden can also claim responsibility for the huge mess in my kitchen if he wants. I'm not stopping him.

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