Joke

[rainbow]

Hi All

 

Here is a joke i found quite funny. I do hope no one is offend by it. I am a really

 

Rainbow.

 

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

 

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

 

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood

 

Startled, he drops a bar of soap. Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

 

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.Sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.

 

The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, and then yells! Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"

[Bao]

ooo i got a joke too. err more of funny pictures. i think its called if condoms had sponsors

Edited September 27, 2005 by Bao

[Julian Alexander]

LMAO

 

Jules

[gobears20022002]

I found this amusing:

 

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

 

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

 

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

 

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

 

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

[Bao]

that isant a joke. its more of a mind teaser thingy

[gobears20022002]

that isant a joke. its more of a mind teaser thingy

 

Joke, anecdote, whatever, I still found it amusing.

 

[Bao]

i did too for... like a second. its like that thermaldynamic joke of hell. oh i found another funny pic... well its not all that funny but oh well

Edited September 24, 2005 by Bao