Spiders

[sandrewn]

 

 

 

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Jumper on a match

 

 

[Bill W]

5 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

 

Jumper on a match

I hope the spider's legs aren't course enough to strike the matchhead when it jumps, or else it better be fast enough to avoid the flames.  If not, it will go out in a blaze of anonymity, unless its body accidently catches something else on fire, like the contents of your house! 

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[Bill W]

2 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

Yes, write that down!  The thought is damn scary.  It's a good thing they have small brains and don't have a spider union to get them organized on that damn thought.  I'm glad insects are so plentiful for their food source, otherwise humans might be in danger. 

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Yes, I know, but I was feeling like crap while I was looking for a spider joke for today!

 

 

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(Repeat)

[Bill W]

2 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

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It's just playing peek-a-boo with you and won't remain there permanently - at least I don't think it will.  😵 

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(I know, but I really liked this one)

[Bill W]

2 minutes ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

(I know, but I really liked this one)

And she left a stinging message that everyone else could see, something a angry female is good at. 

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(because of the eyes, I say spider)

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[Bill W]

2 hours ago, sandrewn said:

 

 

Thank god we don't have to deal with spiders as large as Ron and Harry did!  I don't care what Hagrid said about them, those spiders were vicious.  

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