mr.chris

No but i will check it out later, crazyfish. Achieve** (saved myself before any of you can)

But then I won't acheive 1261 reputation points. What can I do with myself if I don't have that?

Let’s Defecate Correctly Young children have it best. Chores are done for them, they are spoon fed with playful attention, and of course, they enjoy the luxury of nappies. The vicissitudes of growing up entails a process of moving past said juvenile methods of defecation. Today, the use of the toilet is a challenge that most children must socially accept. What about the dilemmas of the modern toilet? Maybe the seat is too cold or even too warm? It is not clean enough. Will I fall into the bowl? These anxieties are usually dealt with during a child's development. However, many adults are yet to overcome other feelings of embarrassment or discomfort when dumping their daily ritual into this waste disposing creation. Fart sounds, organic smells, poo slapping on the bowl - all common occurrences that one would wish to avoid. When shitting in a bathroom that is within the vicinity of other human beings, just 'letting it rip' is usually not an option. Instead, some opt to clench and release in calculated intervals in a not so subtle attempt to avoid suspicion. It should not all be gloom and doom when nature calls during a friend's illustrious dinner event. Mankind has invented many systems for a sense of hygiene and civility. Toilet paper. One must never underestimate the use of toilet paper. Apart from the obvious wiping techniques (it is fundamental that you do not 'scrunch'), toilet paper also acts as a barrier between the water level and what is below. Many established scientists would say, according to elementary physics, that back splash is inevitable when heavy poo plummets like an atomic bomb towards the water. To avoid this aquatic warzone, just place a few sheets of paper onto the water surface. Of course, there is a fine balance between creating a thin velocity-absorbing layer and creating an impervious wall. The latter will allow faeces to sit nicely above the water. It is a bit of a technique, but with some practice, not a difficult one feat to achieve. What about when it is just ‘too big’? It sits comfortably, slanted on the white toilet surface as if it were resting after a hard day at work. You flush, and flush, and it just won't flush. Try flushing the massive being down another three times. If that does not work, use whatever urine you have stored as a projectile stream for forceful dispersion. Women may have trouble with this but remember; the toilet world does not have to be a man's world. Finally, the scrubber is always available. Just be sure to wash up after you mash and grind to a suitable slush. Spread these techniques to your friends. Take pictures of your result. Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr. You have many social media outlets at your disposal. Do not be fooled into thinking that this subject must be taboo. Defecation is one of the most shared, natural and beautiful things we as human beings all must do. Don’t deny the world of shit. For too long are people deprived of knowing the size of their friend's brown one after 'KFC Fridays'. Now you are equipped with some essential skills. Was it that sick and uncomfortable to read about defecation tactics? No.

thanks gays. I mean guys.

The Good Things What is good? Soft avocados are good Cooking salmon through foil is good Silk Touch tissue papers are good Oversized denim button-downs are good Beers in the afternoon is good Apartamento Magazine is good Boxer shorts as casual wear is good Being a child is good Tortoiseshell glasses are good Morning walk on a deserted road is good Oral sex is good, so is being rimmed. Yellow incandescence is good Bach is good A cluttered room with well used space is good Dogs are good, they'll save you. Well fitted pants are good Bikram Yoga is good Surrounding oneself with lovely friends is good Sincerity is good Honesty is good Writing bad poem-like structures for fun is good.

just walk away, physically and mentally, from the whole thing. Go about your daily stuff and you'll somehow get stimulated by external stuff. You'll see a car that drives by with an engaging sign on it then boom --> idea is yours.

Josh Schwartz, the handsome man he is, did a good job with the O.C. The show got me into Efterklang, which I am happy about. It's really one of the more impressive teenage shows that are out there. But Gossip girl has some pretty good tracks as well - they had Bonobo playing on an episode!!

Oh no. Kids might actually have to be opened up to more things in life at a younger age. How terrible and bad for their own development and independent thoughts. Some parents really just want to see the world burn... Thanks for the post. Keep us up to date with more of your morally destructive book mobile shenanigans haha

As I type this, I hear the following passing conversation outside on the street below- girl: "Do you have a gaydar?" guy: "I usually do but it doesn't really work around here because this place has many weird people..." What a wonderful, cool, interesting couple. ----------------------------------------------- I somewhat have negative thoughts about people who reblog others' established works, only because of the motive behind the reblogger. Unfortunately, I am a victim of this reblogging style (see below), however, I don't give a shit if I do it in sporadic sessions. Yes, it may look like that I'm slightly feeding my ego, but I try to avoid having a "look at me, I like Bukowski, I'm a cultured guy" sort of mindset. Maybe sometimes it's good to circulate other people's work. Every once in a while, I like to share things that I'm interested in. It's natural to let others know what you are into - placing your books collection in a widely visible view, creating music playlists for friends, wearing and supporting certain brands of clothing - it's inevitable. I think a first step is to just avoid arrogance when developing your interests in specific areas. Unfortunately, a lot of people, myself included, cannot avoid this without criticism. It's a good, healthy lesson to learn. Charles Bukowski wrote, or spoke, some words that I would like to share. This man wrote some weird stuff during his time. My friend described him as "a puppet who puts you into a scenario where you're about to rape someone, and then he immediately pulls and throws you into a totally different yet still similarly fucked up setting". My friend then proceeded to read the 'rape story' aloud. Weird but engaging. I am going to share a poem, but I am not entirely sure if it is a poem or a song or a quotation, so I just incorrectly refer to it as 'that Style poem'. It is very easy for emotions and experiences to be fleeting, and so, I like to read this every now and again. It has a good message and reminds you to naturally make the most of every little detail during your daily doings. “Style is the answer to everything. A fresh way to approach a dull or dangerous thing To do a dull thing with style is preferable to doing a dangerous thing without it To do a dangerous thing with style is what I call art Bullfighting can be an art Boxing can be an art Loving can be an art Opening a can of sardines can be an art Not many have style Not many can keep style I have seen dogs with more style than men, although not many dogs have style. Cats have it with abundance. When Hemingway put his brains to the wall with a shotgun, that was style. Or sometimes people give you style Joan of Arc had style John the Baptist Jesus Socrates Caesar García Lorca. I have met men in jail with style. I have met more men in jail with style than men out of jail. Style is the difference, a way of doing, a way of being done. Six herons standing quietly in a pool of water, or you, naked, walking out of the bathroom without seeing me.” ― Charles Bukowski

beautiful, man : )

Gayism To stare at a guy is gay To stare at a women is gay Going shopping is gay Hate going shopping? that's gay Liking fashion is gay Dressing like a homeless man is gay Lighting scented candles is gay Using moisturizer is gay Roughing your hands out is gay Hugging your mate is pretty gay To not root a chick at a party is pretty gay To dislike the taste of beer is pretty gay Drinking beer is also pretty gay Watching football is pretty gay Not watching football is pretty gay Being a hunk is pretty gay Not being a hunk is pretty gay If you're a skinny shit, means you're pretty gay To frequent "the scene" is fucking gay Supporting your taste in music is fucking gay, Looking like Chris Colfer is fucking gay Being "str8-acting" is fucking gay Being a bit "fem" is fucking gay To cross your legs "like a woman" is fucking gay Kissing a man is fucking gay Eating out a pussy is fucking gay A woman fucking a guy is fucking gay Playing your favourite sport, is fucking gay Reading your favourite book, is fucking gay Being best friends with "that gay guy", is fucking gay Finding love, is fucking gay Kissing the person you love, is fucking gay Being gay, is fucking gay Being happy with what you do, and doing what you love, Is pretty fucking gay.

Thanks for sharing. I've been wanting to write for a while, but it wasn't until recent times that I thought I should do something about it! For me, at the moment, i'll be taking small steps. I started a blog on GA (not quite ready to make a really 'public' one yet) and i'll experiment with stuff there. I think if we just do what we can do to make sure that we work at it hard, then that's good. When that's done, then the reception of your work from the public is out of your control. Good luck!

Sonata in Sex Op. 69 We have all been told that love making is an art. This form of art is usually accompanied by romantic candles, romantic pulled curtains, romantic champagne, and let us not forget, lots and lots of lube. However, throughout the ages, the intertwining of the sex with sexy music has long been a tradition for us smooth and stylish types. Nothing gets him/her more into it than popping David Gray's This Year's Love into the CD player. But why limit ourselves to pop culture from the past fifty years? Sure, some grooving jazz may get you ticking, but dive into the world of neoclassical music and you will discover the hidden talents of big superstars like Igor Stravinsky and Sergei Prokofiev. Do not roll your eyes at "classical music". The said composers were well established in the scene circa 20th Century, notorious for their intensely dissonant and virtuosic works. There's heavy chromaticism, loud piano banging, and pieces with titles like 'The Firebird'. What more sex appeal can you ask for? There are some very attractive dead pianists . Glenn Gould, for instance, never fails to get me to excited when he hums like a weird bird during his solo recordings. (Type in 'Glenn Gould elephants' on youtube, and you can see Gould singing to elephants! Who isn't turned on by a man who can sing?) Classical music is an untapped resource for heavy sex music. But it is not limited to just piano works. Lutoslawski's Cello Concerto depicts battles between the soloist and orchestra. A nice way to set a scene for struggles and power play, if you're into that sort of kink. So, the next time you are shuffling your partner into your dim, candle lit and almost blindly dark bedroom, chuck out David Gray and instead put in Prokofiev's Toccata in D minor Op. 11, and get ready for a wild ride.

Very warming. Thanks for sharing : )

Thank you for reading, Zombie. He was fumbly again today! When will he learn. Thank you Leshwar for replying as well. I agree that a group of students coming together and filming this project is special, however, the central idea they convey (in my opinion anyway) is not too extraordinary. In an ideal world it should not be ( unless one likes to romanticise about "the difficult times", which may not be too uncommon). But in saying that i am not trying to belittle the efforts of these people. I agree that a positive environment can cause nonchalance but in a way it also gives clarity. Clarity in the thought that it doesn't have to be this way. When i put forth the question "why", it was only just a statement on the futility of deep dwelling into insecurities. I understand people come from different experiences/backgrounds. Some very pretty bad stuff. Others unnecessarily dramatically heightened. It's not much help when i say that anxiety of this sort is somewhat time wasting. But that is where i think this "why" came from. sorry if i sound wanky at all nothing i typed is really that profound. It's just something that most people come to as they get older.