“Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.” - Frank Tyger
You won't believe how lucky I am. I have the absolute best friend in the world, and I know it.
He really is the best, and I can prove it. He takes me for walks every day, throws balls and frisbees for me to catch, plays tug-of-war, chase, and find-the-cookie with me, and he even teaches me new tricks. On top of that he scratches my fur and tells me all the time what a good boy I am.
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