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Extract from "this article" link: "Australia is a dangerous place. I have to go there this November. I am afraid." No worries for Trev 'n' Shane's safety then Hang on a minute ..... Not content with your own continual and continuous and downright wicked cliffhangers you're now ramping up readers' anxieties that if Basingstoke doesn't get them (Trevor and / or Shane) then Oz's cute but deadly critters will And now, for your delectation, here are some delicious Ozzy gourmet goat recipes http://www.outbackja...goatrecipe.html

Now that's one badass bird Which gets me thinkin'. Those specs you're a-wearin' CJ. Just when did goats start wearin' specs? It just ain't natural. Reckon you got yourself a pair of them new-fangled prism specs so's you can keep your eyes to the skies when you're a-cliffhangin' so's you can watch out for them big bad birdys. Which kinda proves what all these nice folks have bin sayin' all along - YOU'RE A CLIFFHANGER!!

Sanchez sounds like a real fun kind of guy. Does he do party planning as a sideline?

But this thread is a rational exchange of pertinent points relevant to the geographic setting of the story whereas the video clip is of a scurrilous jokester who has clearly been planted to unsettle the witness at a congressional hearing. Nope, not the same thing at all

But the maps prove that the world's the right way up and Australia's upside down CJ is absolutely correct. And it's not just the maths that's upside-down but its writing too. Which means Australia is a great place for dyslexic goats to live according to this thread: http://www.dyscalcul...=2804&pid=22340 And it doesn't stop there. The following blog points out some of the many ways in which Aussie life is upside down or back to front or just plain different: http://williamappleb...lecheeze/?p=226 It all makes sense really because, after all, Australians are living their whole lives upside down - walking, sleeping, surfing and talking (typical examples: "G'day Sheila", "Mine's a Castlemain XXXX", "It's as dry as a dead dingo's donga")

Never mind the looming US debt crisis, the Eurozone disaster or the X-Factor auditions, something much much worse is heading your way So what are you gonna do about it? Shove your head in the sand? Flee to the hills? (the mountain men will get you) Scream for mercy? (CJ will cackle evilly "you knew it was coming" ) This is something you cannot hide from. Whether or not CJ does a sequel it's .... the end of Circumnavigation Eeeeeek! It can't be! Make it go away please! But but but - if CJ is to be believed it's only a few weeks away now. Will the Goat be putting immediate arrangements in place to help his distraught readers deal with the cloud of gloom, depression and hopelessness that will descend once the final full stop of the final episode has been read? Or will he selfishly claim he needs a well-earned rest and heartlessly skip off for some frolicksome pleasures with no thought for the plight of his abandoned and devastated readers? Any ideas or suggestions for coping with the empty post-Circumnavigation world? As a stop gap I can recommend some mystery stories I've just stumbled on which may help: http://www.nifty.org...tinct-divisions

Awwww. The love story we've all been patiently waiting for is now most definitely on! The title could have been "Circumnavigation - or How Trevor Snags His Man" (but then it would be a spoiler heheheh!) But we were too traumatised to enjoy this having just read: Now that is one evil piece of writing. Just evil. And gratuitous too (no plot relevance). I can see the goat licking his leathery lips with sadistic pleasure as the malignant idea popped into his bovid brain and he happily tapped away with his cloven hooves (how does he do that?) knowing he was scoring a double whammy - sending shockwaves of horror through readers' minds AND getting in a wicked cliff joke. Cruel. So cruel and so wicked.

How can you frame the guilty? Well now, here's another mystery. How can CJ type such lies in the forum - surely his nose must grow so long as to push the keyboard well beyond reach of his fabricating fingers??

We've all been tricked! Have a look at these definitions of "committee": "One or more persons elected or appointed, to whom any matter or business is referred, either by a legislative body, or by a court, or by any collective body of men acting together. " (http://www.brainyquote.com/words/co/committee146028.html) "Individual or a group, appointed by an agency, authority, or larger assembly, " (http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/committee.html) "A person to whom a trust or charge is committed" (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/committee) "a person or group of persons elected or appointed to perform some service or function, as to investigate, report on, or act upon a particular matter." (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/committee) "An individual or group of people to whom authority has been delegated by a larger group to perform a particular function or duty." (http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/committee) This is monstrous! There is clear evidence of deliberate dissembling and wrongdoing by the Goat which makes Rupert Murdoch (and his satanic spawn) look like Mother Theresa. Since "Evil" seems to be a standard epithet when referring to the Goat and his activities shouldn't this, together with "slippery", be forcibly added to his Sig? I don't know how to do it but perhaps there could be a vote on this?

So, that would be "they" as used, for example, in company Human Resources Department Procedures to be non-gender specific when referring to the singular "he / she or it"

Errrr, I'm kinda new round here, but .... just exactly who sat on this "select and impartial anonymous GA committee"??

"Unfortunately, the dog wasn’t as easily foxed and came after me. I wasn’t carrying a gun – I didn’t want to make it a major felony if I got caught ..." Hmmmmm. Why wouldn't Henry have a concealed firearms licence? The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services website advises "A private investigator or private investigator intern, age 21 years or older, who possesses a Class "G" Statewide Firearm License, may carry a concealed firearm when it is required by his or her duties and approved by the licensed agency ..." ( http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/investigations/firearms.html ) Whilst rummaging through their helpful website I noticed the APPLICATION FOR CONCEALED WEAPON/FIREARM LICENSE form includes some rigorous questions e.g. "Are you a fugitive from justice? Yes / No". Gotta give the Florida authorities bonus points here - the bad guys always make sure they've got their firearms paperwork in place before they go and hold up the drug store and they always come clean if they're on the run :wacko: A bit like the question (before 9/11!) on the US Immigration Form handed out to air passengers on approach to the US: "Is it your intention to overthrow the Government of the United States by Force?" Obviously passengers with evil plans would immediately 'fess up. One British cove (Brits just can't resist poking fun at stoney-faced authority, especially those funny foreigner types) was unable to prevent himself writing "Sole purpose of visit". I understand that US Immigration is not especially famous for its well-honed sense of humour and his visit was likely shorter than he'd originally planned

Ooops - just catching up with ch81 where I see the Shane mystery is solved But the rest still holds good:)

Hello everyone. Sorry I'm late to this hot debate but I've only just joined. Shane is gay. He + Trevor fall in love and sail off into the sunset to bicker and tease happily ever after. Otherwise what's the point? It's a love story! It's Mills & Boon. Alright, Mills & Boon with pirates. OK it's M&B with pirates + drug dealers. And murder (maybe). Oh and some red herrings, evil cliffhangers, bombs, dastardly twists, devilish scheming and, and ... did I mention cliffhangers? But apart from all that it's Mills & Boon. Let's call it Mills & Boon Plus. CJ's not stupid. He knows he will be hunted down and severely punished if he kills or (seriously) harms the two soon-to-be lovers. Some mild trauma is permitted - bruising and scratching, perhaps a small but rakish and "get-'em-all-hot-and-bothered" facial scar, maybe some broken limbs too provided they're repairable without the need for an ill-fitting prosthesis. Doesn't matter where CJ chooses to flee, no corner of this good Earth is safe - he will be found and made to regret any ending that does not comply with Mills & Boon Plus happy-ending story requirements.