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notorious - Word of the Day - Sun Oct 27, 2024
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October 27th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Abbán Abraham the Poor Frumentius (Roman Catholic Church) Gaudiosus of Naples Kaleb of Axum Namatius (Namace) Oran of Iona October 27 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Černová Tragedy Day (Slovakia) Flag Day (Greece) Independence Day (Saint Vincent and the Grenadines), celebrates the independence of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines from United Kingdom in 1979. Navy Day (United States) (unofficial, official date is October 13) World Day for Audiovisual Heritage Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Cranky Co-Workers Day Masskara Festival National Black Cat Day National Henry C. Ramos Day National Mentoring Day National Mother-in-Law Day National Tight End Day Newport Wales Marathon Visit A Cemetery Day British Summertime Ends World Run Day National Parmigiano Reggiano Day Malachi Bush’s Birthday Scott Weiland’s Birthday Lilbaby Lexi’s Birthday Lonzo Ball’s Birthday Kelly Osbourne’s Birthday John Cleese’s Birthday Hernando Desoto’s Birthday Simon Le Bon’s Birthday Theodore Roosevelt’s Birthday Claudia Sampedro’s Birthday Fran Lebowitz’s Birthday Marla Maples Sylvia Plath ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 27th, 2024 - Fri Nov 1st, 2024 Grandparents Week Fun Observances American Beer Day On October 27, visit your favorite pub or bar and enjoy some American brewed beers because it is American Beer Day! The American Beer industry is one of the fastest growing business in the United States. In fact, the U.S. ranks second in the world in both total beer consumption as well as beer production, second only to China. A survey in 2014 estimated that there are over 3000 breweries in the country that manufacture about 196 million barrels of beer every year. Rich History Beer production in the U.S. has a rich and varied history. Historical records show that Native American tribes were brewing beer using corn (maize) more before European settlers reached the shores of the country. Dutch and English settlers in the 17th century produced local brews that were consumed locally. Mass production of beer in the U.S. only began in the late 19th century, and beer quickly replaced other spirits as the alcoholic beverage of choice. Between 1920 and 1933, the years of prohibition, beer fell out of disfavor as alcohol was banned throughout the country. Today, in addition to the big beer manufacturers, the United States has seen a surge of craft breweries and microbreweries who make small batch artisanal beer. Different Styles While breweries across America make a number of different styles of beer, the most common kind available in the country is known as American style lager. It is a type of a pale lager that was inspired by the beer recipes brought to the U.S. by German immigrants. Other styles of beers include American Pale Ale, American style India Pale Ale and Belgian style ale. How to Celebrate? Celebrate the day by visiting your local bar and sampling some American beers. Remember, you don't have to be in the United States to celebrate this unofficial holiday. If you are a home brewer, why not try and brew some American style beers at home? Of course, don't forget to share with family and friends! Did You Know… …that home brewing has a long history in the United States? Both the first president of the country, George Washington, and the third president, Thomas Jefferson were home brewers. *** A blonde and a brunette worked in a factory. The brunette says, "I know how to get some time off from work!" "How?" asks the blonde. "Watch this," says the brunette. She climbs up to the rafter and hangs upside down. The boss walks in, sees her and says, "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm a lightbulb," she answers. "I think you need some time off," says the boss so she jumps down and walks out. The blonde starts walking out, too. "Where are YOU going?" says the boss. The blonde replies, "I can't work in the dark!" *** A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, "Do you smoke?" "Yeah, a pack and a half a day," said the patient. Concerned, the doctor told him, "You should consider quitting." "No, it's OK," said the patient. "I smoke with my left hand." *** On our commute to work, my husband stopped at a convenience store for coffee. As he got back into the car, I noticed something odd. "Turn your head and look at me," I said. "You have a Q-tip sticking out of your ear." As he pulled it out, he replied, "No wonder the guy in there asked me if I was getting good reception." *** Spotted on Facebook… Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper? Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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egocentric - Word of the Day - Sat Oct 26, 2024
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October 26th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Accession Day (Jammu and Kashmir, India) Angam Day (Nauru) Armed Forces Day (Benin) Christian feast day: Alfred the Great (Catholic Church, Anglican Church, Eastern Orthodox Church) Amandus of Strasbourg Beóán (Bean) of Mortlach Blessed Celine Borzecka Cedd Cuthbert of Canterbury Demetrius of Thessaloniki Eadfrith of Leominster Eata of Hexham Pope Evaristus (Aristus) Fulk of Pavia (Roman Catholic Church) Philipp Nicolai, Johann Heermann and Paul Gerhardt (Lutheran Church) Quadragesimus Quodvultdeus Rusticus of Narbonne Witta (Albinus) of Büraburg Eastern Orthodox liturgics National Day, celebrates the anniversary of the Declaration of Neutrality in 1955. (Austria) Intersex Awareness Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Hug a Sheep Day Make a Difference Day Muddy dog day National Chicken Fried Steak Day National Day of the Deployed National Financial Crime Fighter Day National Microneedling Day National Mincemeat Day National Mule Day National One United Race Day National Pitbull Awareness Day National Pumpkin Day National Tennessee Day National Transgender Children Day National Prescription Drug Take Back Day Odalys JM’s Birthday Michael Sterling’s Birthday Toya Wright’s Birthday Luna’s Birthday Mendeecees Harris’s Birthday Seth MacFarlane’s Birthday Ayla Faith Prince’s Birthday Jaclyn Smith’s Birthday Keith Urban’s Birthday Hannah Bronfman’s Birthday Hillary Clinton’s Birthday CM Punk’s Birthday Bootsy Collins’s Birthday Bish Bharbie’s Birthday Pat Sajak’s Birthday Kelly Jo Bates’s Birthday Phaedra Parks’s Birthday Kelsi Taylor’s Birthday Tokyo Jetz’s Birthday Angela Rye’s Birthday Monie Cashette’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 26th, 2024 - Sun Nov 10th, 2024 Pomegranate Festival Fun Observances Howl at the Moon Day and Night October 26 is Howl At the Moon Day and Night. We were unable to figure out what the unknown creators of this made-up holiday aim to accomplish, but we can only assume that it encourages people to go out during the day or night and howl at the Moon. Howl Like a Wolf The name of the holiday comes from the belief that wolves howl at the Moon. According to lore, on a full Moon night, wolves upturn their head towards the Moon and communicate with it by howling. Images of wolves with their heads turned towards the sky, howling with a full Moon in the background are commonplace today. There is, however, absolutely no scientific evidence connecting Moon phases and wolf activities. Research has shown that wolves howl to communicate with the rest of their pack. Because they are nocturnal - they hunt for food at night and sleep during the day - they tend to howl at night. They turn their heads up when howling because doing so helps carry their sounds further. How to Celebrate? Learn more about wolves and their species. Use the day as an excuse to take a night time hike with friends. Remember to let people know where you are going. Did You Know… …that wolves are the ancestors of present-day dogs? *** Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone. *** I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming. *** A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough. *** You know it is going to be a bad day when the letters in your alphabet soup spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R. *** A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside. *** “Has your diet changed?” I asked an 87-year-old woman I was admitting into the hospital. “Yes,” she said. “For Lent, I gave up whipped cream on my Jell-O, hard candy, and my two beers a night. [Pause] And look where it’s gotten me.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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fidelity - Word of the Day - Fri Oct 25, 2024
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October 25th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Armed Forces Day (Romania) Christian feast day: Bernat Calbó (Bernard of Calvo) Pope Boniface I Canna Blessed Carlo Gnocchi Crysanthus and Daria (Western Christianity) Crispin and Crispinian Fructus Gaudentius of Brescia Goeznovius Minias of Florence Mar Nestorius (in the Nestorian churches) Tabitha (Dorcas) Tegulus Blessed Thaddeus McCarthy The Six Welsh Martyrs and companions (in Wales) The Hallowing of Nestorius October 25 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Earliest day on which Nevada Day can fall, while October 31 is the latest; celebrated on last Friday in October. (Nevada) Earliest day on which October Holiday can fall, while October 31 is the latest; observed on last Monday in October. (Ireland) Earliest day on which Teacher's Day (Australia) can fall, while October 31 is the latest; celebrated on last Friday in October. (Australia) Customs Officer's Day (Russia) Day of the Basque Country (Basque Country) Republic Day (Kazakhstan) Retrocession Day (Taiwan) Sovereignty Day (Slovenia) Thanksgiving Day (Grenada) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Anniversary of Philippine Military Academy Bandana Day Frankenstein Friday Global Champagne Day Hawke's Bay Anniversary Day International Artist Day National Breadstick Day National Chucky Day National Fine Art Appreciation Day National Greasy Foods Day National Hope for Henry Day National I Care About You Day National Pharmacy Buyer Day Punk For A Day Day Simchat Torah Sŵn Festival World Lemur Day World Pasta Day World Opera Day Crisp Sandwich Day Pablo Picasso’s Birthday Lynn Toler’s Birthday Lee Know’s Birthday Krista Marie Yu’s Birthday Katy Perry’s Birthday Juan Soto’s Birthday Iris Law’s Birthday Ciara’s Birthday Princess Aurora’s Birthday Mia Goth’s Birthday Fun Observances Sourest Day October 25 is Sourest Day, a day to celebrate all things sour – people or foods. The origins of this made-up holiday are unknown, but we can assume that the day encourages people to try our sour foods and to cheer up the sour people in their lives. Sourness Sourness is a taste that detects acidity in a food item. Scientists rank substances on their sourness by comparing it to hydrochloric acid, which has a sourness index of 1. Souring Souring is a cooking technique that introduces acid to a food item and changes the chemical and physical properties of the food item. It is often used to make certain types of cheeses and yogurts. The word sour is also used to refer to someone who is angry, disagreeable or irritable. A person who harbors resentment or disappointment is also sometimes called a sour person. How to Celebrate? Replace your daily beverages with sour beverages like limeade, buttermilk and drinking vinegar. Have sour tasting food all day long. Have sour fruits for breakfast and for lunch have lemon chicken. For dinner make some ceviche, a grapefruit salad and a key lime pie for dessert. Bring sour candy to work for your co-workers or make a dessert that include sour fruit or limes. Know someone who is grumpy and grouchy? Do something nice for them to make them feel less sour. Did You Know… …that an average adult has about 10,000 taste buds in their mouth? Taste buds reduce in number as people age. *** Famous film quotes get the redneck treatment: “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “Use the horse, Luke.” “Are you crying? There’s no crying in NASCAR!” “Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her ’68 Rambler into mine.” *** The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier. *** A hiker stumbles upon a golden lamp in the forest. He rubs it, and out pops a real-life genie. “In return for freeing me,” says the genie, “I will grant you three wishes.” “I want a million more wishes,” the hiker says immediately. “Rule number one: No asking for more wishes.” The hiker considers his options before replying, “In that case, I want a million more genies.” *** In math: Two divided by nothing. In physics: The contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart. In accounting: It’s a credit, because it is profitable when returned. In economics: A thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. In dentistry: It’s infectious and antiseptic. *** After catching her five-year-old son Lucas trying to pull a fast one, his mother demanded, “Do you think I have idiot written on my forehead?” Lucas answered, “I don’t know. I can’t read.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** I 'm sure, 'HE' would call her a loser? *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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circumlocution - Word of the Day - Thu Oct 24, 2024
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October 24th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Anthony Mary Claret Eberigisil (Evergitus) Five Martyrs of Carthage (Felix and Companions) Luigi Guanella Magloire of Dol Martin of Vertou Proclus of Constantinople Rafael Guízar y Valencia Senoch October 24 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Special Forces of the Armed Forces (Russia) Food Day (United States) Independence Day (Zambia) International Day of Diplomats Suez Day (Egypt) United Nations Day, the anniversary of the 1945 Charter of the United Nations (International) World Development Information Day World Polio Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) My Best Winter Skin Day Disarmament Week National Jamaican Jerk Day National Kangaroo Awareness Day National Senior UTI Awareness Day Shemini Atzeret World Tripe Day National Bandana Day World Kangaroo Day Krystal Jung’s Birthday Monica Arnold’s Birthday Jaylen Brown’s Birthday Justin Burke’s Birthday Gabriel Conte’s Birthday Jason Tartick’s Birthday Eric Hosmer’s Birthday Drake’s Birthday Daya’s Birthday PewDiePie’s Birthday Purpled’s Birthday Adrienne Bailon’s Birthday Wayne Rooney’s Birthday CrankGameplays’s Birthday Tila Tequila’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 24th, 2024 - Thu Oct 31st, 2024 Bat Appreciation Week Global Media and Information Literacy Week Fun Observances Bologna Day October 24 is Bologna Day, an unofficial holiday that was created to honor everyone's favorite sausage and sandwich meat - bologna. Also sometimes known as baloney or boloney, bologna sausage is an American version of the Italian mortadella sausage. The American version is named after the Italian city of Bologna, where the original sausage is thought to have originated from. Different Meats According to the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) bologna sausages can be made of pork, beef, chicken or lamb, but the meat has to be very finely ground such that there can be no flecks of lard or spices visible in the sausage. In the U.S. bologna sausages are mostly used to make bologna or baloney sandwiches, which is a slice of bologna and other condiments between two pieces of white bread. Many regional varieties of the sandwich exist, the most famous being fried bologna sandwich from the Midwest. The holiday is also sometimes known as National Bologna Day in the United States. How to Celebrate? Make a bologna sandwich for all your meals. Try pairing it with different condiments to mix things up. For a special dessert, try making a bologna cake - a cake made by alternating layers of bologna and cream cheese. Make your own bologna sausage from scratch. Did You Know… …that the University of Bologna, is the second oldest university still in existence in the world? It was founded in 1088. The oldest, the University of al-Karaouine in Morocco, was established in 859. *** Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard: “Please keep clothes on while doing laundry.” *** A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. *** The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. *** It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living. *** My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. It might have had something to do with how she completed this sentence: “When the ______ is dead, the car won’t start.” She wrote: “Driver.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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Just the facts: Urbane Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
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October 23rd 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Feast of the Most Holy Redeemer James the Just (i.e. James, brother of Jesus) (Lutheran, Episcopal Church (USA), Eastern Orthodox) Allucio of Campugliano Amon of Toul (Diocese of Toul) Anicius Manlius Severinus Boethius Ignatios of Constantinople John of Capistrano Joséphine Leroux Peter Pascual Romain (Romanus) of Rouen Servandus and Cermanus Severin of Cologne October 23 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Christmas or the Feast of Señor Noemi (the Child Jesus) in the Apostolic Catholic Church Aviator's Day (Brazil) Chulalongkorn Day (Thailand) Day of the Macedonian Revolutionary Struggle (Republic of North Macedonia) Liberation Day (Libya) Mole Day (International observance) National Day (Hungary) Paris Peace Agreement Day (Cambodia) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Geelong Cup Day Lung Health Day Medical Assistant Day National Boston Cream Pie Day National Croc Day National iPod Day National Paralegal Day National Slap Your Coworker Day Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano Day T.V. Talk Show Host Day Event Organizers Day International Snow Leopard Day Ur Mom Ashley’s Birthday Ryan Reynolds’s Birthday Sam Andrews’s Birthday Nathalie Paris’s Birthday Pelé’s Birthday Miguel’s Birthday Weird Al Yankovic’s Birthday Masiela Lusha’s Birthday Meghan McCain’s Birthday Johnny Carson’s Birthday LaVar Ball’s Birthday Dwight Yoakam’s Birthday Carter Sharer’s Birthday Asahd Khaled’s Birthday Arii’s Birthday Amandla Stenberg’s Birthday Mina Sundwall’s Birthday Margaret Qualley ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wed Oct 23rd, 2024 - Thu Oct 31st, 2024 Red Ribbon Week *** While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane, holding up a handwritten sign that read "Help." A few minutes later, the car passed her and she again glanced at it. The little boy held up the same sign and this time followed it with another, which read "My mother is singing!" *** FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans. *** My sister was busy getting ready to host our entire family for Easter. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter. "So, Katie," said the stylist as the little girl got up in the chair, "who's coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?" Katie replied, "I think it's my uncle Brian." *** Students are great about sending our troops letters, and the troops love ’em. You can see why: “Dear Soldier, If you’re having a rough day, remember the most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.” “Dear Veterans, You rock more than AC/DC or Metallica or Red Hot Chili Peppers.” “I am so happy you are risking your life for the USA! My grandpa Bob was in the Navy. Now he likes peanuts.” *** *** *** *** The picture was taken in 1988. The ship is not the Stennis, it’s the USS America. The pilot is Dale Snodgrass, a Navy demonstration pilot. The flyby was planned in advance. The man on deck with his hands behind his back is Admiral Jay Johnson. The pilot was not grounded. Other than that, spot on. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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inveterate - Word of the Day - Tue Oct 22, 2024
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October 22nd 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Aaron the Illustrious (Syriac Orthodox Church) Abercius of Hieropolis Bertharius Cordula Donatus of Fiesole Marcus of Jerusalem Mary Salome Mellonius of Rouen Nunilo and Alodia Pope John Paul II Theodoret of Antioch October 22 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Earliest day on which Labour Day can fall, while October 28 is the latest; celebrated on the fourth Monday in October (New Zealand) Fechner Day (International observance) International Stuttering Awareness Day Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan) National Santri Day (Indonesia) Wombat Day (Australia) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Hoshana Rabbah National Color Day National Kristopher NaJee Roebuck Day National Make a Dog’s Day National Nut Day Scar Appreciation Day Smart is Cool Day Leave a Review Day Gloria Carter Spann’s Birthday Elias Harger’s Birthday Ethan Munck’s Birthday Deepak Chopra’s Birthday Deontay Wilder’s Birthday Christopher Lloyd’s Birthday Mariah Huq’s Birthday Zhuri Nova James’s Birthday Charlie Wright’s Birthday TobyMac’s Birthday Sora Simmons’s Birthday Roddy Ricch’s Birthday Haley Sharpe’s Birthday Curly Howard’s Birthday Hassan Jameel’s Birthday Jeff Goldblum’s Birthday Jordyn Raya James’s Birthday 21 Savage’s Birthday Pakalu Papito’s Birthday Acacia Kersey’s Birthday Shaggy’s Birthday Aziz Generosity’s Birthday SSSniperWolf’s Birthday Baby CEO’s Birthday Zac Hanson’s Birthday Carrie Hope Fletcher’s Birthday Franz Liszt’s Birthday Bob Odenkirk Fun Observances Caps Lock Day October 22 IS CAPS LOCK DAY! The day celebrates the Caps Lock on a computer keyboard and was created by Derek Arnold in 2000. It is unclear what the exact purpose of this made-up holiday is. Perhaps it encourages people to use the Caps Lock in their online communications. Or maybe it discourages them to use it because using all caps in an electronic communication is generally associated with anger and yelling. Uppercase On most keyboards, caps lock is a button or key that when set forces all types letters to be in uppercase. The mode can be switched off by pressing the caps lock key again. Caps Lock Day is also called International Caps Lock Day and is sometimes celebrated on June 28. How to Celebrate? Communicate with friends and family using the Caps Lock. Did You Know… …that according to some studies, the three most used keys on a typical computer keyboard are the delete key, the key for letter e and the space bar? *** It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d learned in school, grasped him in a bear hug to lift him onto the bed. But I couldn’t clear the top of the mattress. So I grabbed him again, summoned all my might, and hoisted him onto the bed. When the night shift nurse arrived, I recounted what had happened. “Funny,” she said, looking puzzled. “Usually I just ask him to get in bed, and he does.” *** As a brain wave technologist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact. It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so a colleague suggested I ask patients to show me their teeth. Armed with this new phrase, I said to my next patient, “Mr. Smith, show me your teeth.” He shook his head. “The nurse has them.” *** My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked. “Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.” *** Gary was having a yard sale. A minister bought a lawn mower but returned it a few days later, complaining that it wouldn’t run. “It’ll run,” said Gary. “But you have to curse at it to get it started. ” The minister was shocked. “I have not uttered a curse in 30 years.” “Just keep pulling on the starter rope—the words will come back to you.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** Crazy Weather In Lumberton: 3rd Of September Vs. 8th Of December *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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altercation - Word of the Day - Mon Oct 21, 2024
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October 21st 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Armed Forces Day (Honduras) Christian feast day: Asterius of Ostia Berthold of Parma Blessed Charles of Austria (Roman Catholic Church) Fintán of Taghmon Hilarion John of Bridlington Laura of Saint Catherine of Siena Leticia Malchus of Syria Peter Yu Tae-chol Severinus of Bordeaux Tuda of Lindisfarne Ursula Viator of Lyons October 21 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Egyptian Naval Day (Egypt) Indian Police Commemoration Day (India) National Nurses' Day (Thailand) Ndadaye Day (Burundi) Overseas Chinese Day (Republic of China) Trafalgar Day (the British Empire in the 19th and early 20th century) Birth of the Báb (2017) (Baháʼí Faith) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) American Frog Day Back to the Future Day Celebration of the Mind Day Day of the Races Everyone Writes Day Global Iodine Deficiency Disorders Prevention Day Heroes and Forefathers Day Heroes' Day (In Jamaica) Loud Shirt Day Mashujaa Day Kenya National Apple Day National Archives Day National Check Your Meds Day National Pets for Veterans Day National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day National Reptile Day Reptile Awareness Day International Day of the Nacho Matt Carriker’s Birthday Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Marzia Kjellberg’s Birthday Kane Brown’s Birthday Kaycee Rice’s Birthday Julia Havens’s Birthday Kaleb Alva’s Birthday Hope Hicks’s Birthday Judge Judy Sheindlin’s Birthday Devyn Kohl’s Birthday Doja Cat’s Birthday Cristy Lee’s Birthday Celia Cruz’s Birthday Carrie Fisher’s Birthday Tessica Brown’s Birthday Yella Beezy’s Birthday Aaron Tveit’s Birthday Amber Rose’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 21st, 2024 - Fri Oct 25th, 2024 Digital Parenting Week National Health Education Week National Parenting Week Nuclear Science Week National School Bus Safety Week Mon Oct 21st, 2024 - Sun Oct 27th, 2024 National Adoption Week National Temperature Check Week Pharmacy Week Free Speech Week YWCA Week Without Violence Fun Observances (2) Count your Buttons Day October 21 is Count Your Buttons Day. As far as made-up holidays go, this one is a head scratcher. It is unclear what the unknown creators of this unofficial holiday aimed to do. Maybe they wanted people to count the buttons in their button stash or count the number of buttons on their shirt? Or perhaps they hoped that people spent the day counting buttons on the electrical appliances they come across on this day? Decorative and Practical Buttons have been part of human fashion since antiquity. Until the 13th century, however, buttons were used mostly for decoration and as jewelry and were made out of sea shells, bones and ivory. Buttons as a way to attach two pieces of fabric together came about in Europe in the 1200s - the first button maker's guild was formed in 1250 in France. In the late 1800s, buttons became a way to proclaim one's political loyalty - a trend that is still going strong in the United States. The first political button was issued at the inauguration of President George Washington in 1789. Today, buttons with candidates faces and logos are worn by supporters during elections. How to Celebrate? Start a button collection. There are many different types of buttons and some vintage buttons are actually priceless. Count all the buttons in your sewing kit. Why not celebrate the day by making sweet treats that look like buttons? Did You Know… …that Charles Dickens wrote an article in 1852 on the art and science of button making, titled What there is in a button. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ National Clean Out Your Virtual Desktop Day Take the third Monday of October to clean the mess on your desktop because it is National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day. Created by the Personal Computer Museum in Brantford, Ontario, Canada, the annual holiday was first celebrated in the around the world in 2010. The unofficial holiday encourages people to organize their desktop and the files on their computer. Find Your Files Just like in real life, it is very easy to collect useless and unimportant files on our computers and desktops. And just like when we are surrounded by clutter, we tend to get unproductive, a mess on our computer desktops can negatively affect our motivation and ability to work well. In addition, a cluttered desktop can not only slow down our computer, but it can also make finding files more difficult. This holiday promotes cleaning up and organizing your desktop so that when you work on your computer you are not bogged down by all the unnecessary and unimportant files. National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day is also sometimes known as Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day. How to Celebrate? Start off the week right by cleaning out your desktop. Organize all your folders and reclaim that picture of a sunny beach as your screensaver. Did You Know... ...that the early computers were the size of a room? That's a far cry from the tiny computers we are all familiar with today! *** My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the resurrection of Christ. “What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, so she gave her students a hint: “It starts with the letter R.” One boy blurted, “Recycle!” *** Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. *** It’s New Year’s Eve, and the restaurant is hopping—revelers, band, overworked waiters. Wending his way through the crowd is a drunk, staggering back to his seat. Spotting an attractive woman sitting alone, he says, “Pardon me, miss, did I step on your feet a few minutes ago?” “Yes,” she says testily, “you did.” “Good! I knew my table was around here somewhere.” *** I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism. *** In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine's Day, he bought her a box of chocolates and took it into school. When I returned home from work, I found him on the couch eating the same box of candy. "What happened?" I asked. "Well, I thought about it for a long time," he said between chews. "And I decided that, for now, I still like candy more than girls." *** Test Answers From Smart-Alecky Students • Q: What’s the name of a six-sided polygon? A: Sixagon. • Q: What part of the body is affected by glandular fever? A: The glandular. • Q: In The Tempest, why does Ariel sing in Gonzalo’s ear? A: She’s a mermaid and wants to be human. • Q: In comparison with large hydrocarbons, how would you describe small hydrocarbons? A: They’re smaller. • Q: Who were the Bolsheviks? 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psychologist - Word of the Day - Sun Oct 20, 2024
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October 20th 2024 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast days: Acca of Hexham Aderald Artemius Caprasius of Agen Hedwig (in Canada, moved from Oct. 16) Irene of Tomar Magdalene of Nagasaki Margaret Marie Alacoque (in Canada, moved from Oct. 16) Paul of the Cross (in USA, moved from Oct. 19) Maria Bertilla Boscardin Mater Admirabilis October 20 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Arbor Day (Czech Republic) Heroes' Day (Kenya) Revolution Day (Guatemala), one of the two Patriotic Days (Guatemala) Vietnamese Women's Day (Vietnam) World Osteoporosis Day World Statistics Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Information Overload Day International Chef Day Karva Chauth Miss American Rose Day National Brandied Fruit Day National Day on Writing National Youth Confidence Day Philippine-British Friendship day Sunday School Teacher Appreciation Day Talent Transformation Day World CRISPR Day World Toy Camera Day Tirana Marathon Suspender’s Day Community Media Day Office Chocolate Day Mickey Mantle’s Birthday Maru the Shiba Inu’s Birthday Kamala Harris’s Birthday John Krasinski’s Birthday John Dewey’s Birthday Cyn Santana’s Birthday Candice Swanepoel’s Birthday Tom Petty’s Birthday Snoop Dogg’s Birthday OpTic Predator’s Birthday Mitch Lucker’s Birthday NBA YoungBoy’s Birthday A$AP Ferg’s Birthday Ronnie Banks’s Birthday Bela Lugosi’s Birthday Viggo Mortensen’s Birthday Blesiv’s Birthday Vallyk’s Birthday BM’s Birthday Sunny Hostin’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 20th, 2024 - Sat Oct 26th, 2024 Healthcare Quality Week International Infection Prevention Week National Retirement Security Week National Towns Week National Veterinary Technician Week Respiratory Care Week Wolf Awareness Week National Chemistry Week National Massage Therapy Awareness Week National Teen Driver Safety Week National Friends of Libraries Week National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week Ace Week Fun Observances International Sloth Day October 20 is International Sloth Day, a day to honor the adorable slow-moving, tree-dwelling, and leaf-eating mammals. International Sloth Day was created in 2010 by the AIUNAU Foundation, a non-profit conservation and wildlife organization based in Colombia. The unofficial holiday raises awareness about the life cycle and natural habitat of the Sloth. The day also calls on people to learn more about these native South and Central American animals. Helping Humans Fight Diseases These extremely slow-moving animals, whose name is synonymous with one of seven deadly sins in Christian philosophy, tend to spend their entire lives hanging from limbs of trees. They have two layers of fur, which harbors a variety of symbiotic algae, fungi, beetles and other insects. The algae on the sloth's fur give it it's characteristic green color and helps the sloth camouflage itself in thick vegetation. Recent studies have shown that the algae and fungi in the sloth fur may help fight many human diseases, including cancer. How to Celebrate Learn more about the habitat, physiology and habits of the sloth. If your local zoo has sloths, visit it and spend the day observing them. Volunteer your time and money to a conservation and wildlife organization working to preserve the habitat of the sloth. And finally, this is a good day to be slothful. Spend the day doing nothing at all! Did You Know… …that even though sloths mostly eat leaves, their stomachs can't easily digest them? Sloths have a stomach with four compartments and it takes them almost a month to digest one meal. *** My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!" *** Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. *** The public safety officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?” A mall officer replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.” The public safety officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?” *** In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during the lunch hour. Anything, that is except the smoked salmon. Thus were created the world's first anti-lox breaks. *** My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** And now you know ( just in case ) *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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otolaryngologist - Word of the Day - Sat Oct 19, 2024
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Just the facts: Otolaryngologist: What They Do & When To See One