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  1. Sasha Distan
    so this a voltron: Legendary fanfic, based on the plot of the movie 50 First Dates - which imho is a film ruined by that late nineties desire to slide homophobic subtext and toilet humour into what could have been an incredibly sweet and sad and heart breaking film. I got commissioned to make it sheith, and therefore WAY better. also thank you for the lovely praise.
  2. Sasha Distan
    i know it hurts so bad! my fav image. oh.... you'll see. it gets worse. oh, Griffin and Lance think they are Keith's rivals. Keith... doesn't understand the concept! no one will ever convince me that lotor is not a total coffee addict. I love him. Sweet boy.
  3. Sasha Distan
    all things are better with Sheith!
  4. Sasha Distan
    Keith’s bench is across from Hunk’s when they make tiffin. It’s a short timescale challenge, considering how many layers they are having to bake, heat, chill, and set, and Keith is very focused on kneading icing sugar into his marshmallow mixture. He can no longer touch anything without getting sticky white fingerprints everywhere, and Romelle keeps winking at him from across the tent. In front of him, Hunk has poured a voluminous mass of golden bubbly sugar onto a sheet of greaseproof paper
  5. Sasha Distan
    no worries hun I'm glad you liked this one. it was a favourite to write actually, so much silliness!
  6. Sasha Distan
    thank you! Always nice to see you in my comment section too!
  7. Sasha Distan
    canonically Sanda is mean and really doesn't like Keith bc he doesn't follow the rules. in this she doesn't like him because he's not got any kind of "classical" training or method. they just rub each other the wrong way.
  8. Sasha Distan
    they are both 100% pining and both 100% oblivious at this stage 😆 it's hilarious
  9. Sasha Distan
    thanks! It was such a great idea and so much fun to write. I was so glad to get the commission.
  10. Sasha Distan
    “My, my, what a… selection we have here.” Shiro smiles as he approaches the gingham alter, the eleven eight-stranded-plaited loaves laid out upon it in an anonymous order, the nervous contestants on their stools a little further off. Instantly his eyes flick along the row and he picks out one which is so perfect and tightly plaited it was as though he’d done it himself. He has no reason whatsoever to suspect that it was made by his favourite contestant, but he really wants it to be. Before h
  11. Sasha Distan
    He IS! he is insufferable! thank you. this is potentially the silliest premise i've ever done.... well, you haven't seen the current commission i'm working on though...
  12. Sasha Distan
    i got you covered.
  13. Sasha Distan
    Keith feels like he makes it through the first week of the show by the skin of his teeth. There are twelve of them in the tent, eleven now, but with the two judges, two presenters, and four pairs of camera techs, the tent is damn busy. Keith is used to keeping to himself and his space – both at home and in the garage where he works – but he’s fairly certain his quiet nature comes across as stand-offish on camera. After the technical challenge – where Keith came right in the centre of the pack –
  14. Sasha Distan
    Shiro is sweet on one of the bakers in this year's competition. Keith is just going to have to bake his heart out. Everyone else is going to... help. Puns are helping, right? (OR: The Great British Bake Off, but Sheith)
  15. Sasha Distan
    they find a place - with only one bedroom - and they never let Lance, Matt, Pidge or Hunk have a key 😜
  16. Sasha Distan
    i'm gonna answer you both together: these are all fanfiction of the same series and same main characters, but they are NOT the same series. the six canon-verse stories of Well Groomed are one series and therefore all linked. None of the rest of the stories are linked (until I get around to uploading another series) and so Chef Keith here and Cadet Keith in Well Groomed are not related. This is the joy of fanfiction - they get to fall in love as many times as it takes in as many universe as we can create for them 😁
  17. Sasha Distan
    ~ S ~ “Why the heck would you want to go to Waffle House again?” Adam hisses, clearly annoyed and also clearly not wanting to make a scene – even in their own car – as Shiro flips the indicator and pulls into a space in the less-than-full parking lot. “I like breakfast food.” “Baby…” Shiro’s not sure what it is, but lately every time his boyfriend has called him baby it’s like a tiny needle being dug under his skin and he hates it. “Why don’t we go to Wendy’s instead? They do breakfa
  18. Sasha Distan
    Shiro keeps fighting the cook at Waffle House who makes his eggs wrong. Keith doesn't even work at Waffle House, but he's never had so much fun outside a kitchen as he does throwing punches out back. Adam is really fucking sick of this nonsense and wants his boyfriend to grow up. ...poor Adam, we won't miss him.
  19. Sasha Distan
    heck yeah i'm that good. thank you darlin'
  20. Sasha Distan
    thank you so much! this is very high praise! thank you so much! I love that line too!
  21. Sasha Distan
    I think a statement like that makes you an official sheither now Tim! Welcome to the fold 🥰
  22. Sasha Distan
    “So, what’s the plan this morning?” Lance asks, hanging over the window hatch instead of doing something useful. Keith begins to dole out a fist sized balls of ground meat – elk he thinks – into each steel bowl to join the chicken portions already in there. Mountain Ridge Wolf Sanctuary feeds a lot of mouths each day, and it’s always good to get a head start before the howling begins. “Lance, stop decorating the counter top with your skinny ass and get the water tanker filled up, would y
  23. Sasha Distan
    Keith is absolutely smitten for the beautiful man who makes Space Shuttles from his waffles in the Holt's diner every morning. And considering that each morning he needs to make a brand new first impression, it's a good job Kosmo is as cute as he is. Or: all the cute potential of '50 First Dates', made even sweeter by Sheith.
  24. Sasha Distan
    thank you!!! see, this is how i got into this fandom, it just makes so much sense, they are so right for each other. it's perfect.
  25. Sasha Distan
    Thank you! I feel especially bad for Matt, he has to spend 4 months on a space ship to Kerberos with Shiro pining for Keith...!
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