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  1. Sasha Distan

    Catch!

    Sasha Distan commented on Sasha Distan's story chapter in Catch!

    yeah they can. whole thing was based off a viral reddit post which moved to twitter.
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    Catch!

    Sasha Distan commented on Sasha Distan's story chapter in Catch!

    i toooooold you so *is incredibly smug now* thanks darlin'
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    Catch!

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    Lance and Allura’s wedding is very beautiful. Of course, it is. Allura is not only the most glamorous person Keith’s ever met, she is a designer to boot and whilst Lance is… well Lance. The guy has never met a fashion magazine he didn’t instantly inhale. Keith’s not really close with either the bride or groom, because Lance is Hunk and Pidge’s friend, and Keith is their friend from a different circle. But it’s nice to be invited. He’s not been to a wedding since his parents finally got hitched w
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    Catch!

    Sasha Distan posted a story in FanFiction

    Keith catches Allura's garter, Shiro catches the bouquet, and the rest is straight line to the nearest bed because Keith needs to see what Shiro's skin looks like with lace over it.
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    oh baby you ain't seen nothin' yet 😁 thank you!
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    Keith does not know how he ends up fucking Takashi Shirogane in a closet. He knows why: because Takashi Shirogane exists, and Keith is ruined by that fact alone. But the circumstances which have led to this moment – Mister Just-Call-Me-Shiro bent double with his ass in the air whilst Keith lines himself up with the winking hole he has just spent three minutes frantically fingering open – are far less clear. Despite the fact that they race in the same league now, Keith thinks the mere idea
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    Keith doesn't know how he ended up fucking champion hoverbike racer Takashi Shirogane in a closet... but he's determined to make the most of it.
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    you and me both dugh!
  9. Sasha Distan
    see, these are the kind of errors one runs into when one chooses a very specific vintage bike for their character to restore. damn.
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    so much research.... like i know how to lift a person!! thank you sweetie xx
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    Keith nearly trips over his roommate as he bangs into the apartment laden with two slightly too full shopping bags from the grocery store. He swears creatively and manages to avoid dropping the next to last loaf of bread in the shop on Shiro's head. “Dude. What the fuck are you doing down there?” “Plank.” “OK. But…. Why in the hallway?” Keith steps over Shiro’s tense, prone form to the little galley kitchen and begins to unpack the shopping. It is not a brilliant selection. “Hardly a
  12. Sasha Distan
    There's a lockdown on, the gym is closed, and Shiro's wondering what the heaviest thing in the apartment is. Keith's pretty heavy...
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    anytime sweetie. thank you.
  14. Sasha Distan
    thank you, and you're welcome!
  15. Sasha Distan
    Thank Tim. Me too!
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    that was pretty much the theme of the commission tbh - it goes so spectacularly wrong they ruin the format for any future shows!
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    Keith knows it is ridiculous, but he can't help himself. He knows that you cannot fall in lust or love or whatever kind of infatuation this is, just from someone's voice and right hand. But he has. Oh, and one five second gym clip showing nothing but two arms – one with a magnetically weighted medical wristband – and the hint of swollen pecs beneath a taut neon pink shirt. It simply confirms that tshiro – aggressively queer welder – can bench press nearly twice what Keith weighs. Kei
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    tshiro has a giant roll of inclusive pride stickers, a job at a nondescript welding shop, a tiktok account, and an agenda to combat the heteronormative status-quo of his chosen profession. Keith has a rusty vintage motorcycle, the best uncles anyone could ask for, and a slight infatuation with a man who uses puns shamelessly and can bench press twice what Keith weighs. And now he needs a welding specialist. Or: The one where Shiro is an out-and-proud welder and Keith is really into the terrible puns he makes.
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    thank you so much! I wrote it through tears too, so you're not alone!
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    exactly!
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    WHY DO YOU ALL THINK THIS IS FINISHED???? 😅 thank you all for all the lovely praise though.
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    “Babe! Come on, it’s starting!” Shiro settles himself further back into the corner of their deep couch, one leg bent along the back cushions, the other foot resting on the floor. He double taps the cushion between his thighs just as there is a clatter from the kitchen. “Everything OK?” “Fine!” Shiro recognises that clipped tone, the one that says ‘something has gone wrong right at the last second and I need to concentrate in order to fix it, so I love you but please shut up’ and says not
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    The three finalists don’t get to go home right away, and after waving Lotor off Keith finds himself being directed back to the main tent to complete his ‘excited to be in the final’ to-camera piece, which he does whilst leaning against the canvas covered column which holds up the marquee. He is excited, for sure, but it hasn’t sunk in yet, and all Keith really wants to do is have a long shower and curl up for twelve solid hours of sleep. Or perhaps drag Shiro back to his hotel room and fuck his
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    all these best moments are totally because my editior Vinnie is the funniest guy who ever lived and amazing at puns. but thank you! thank you so much dugh! You are very correct about Sanda!
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    It’s the quarter-finals, and it’s pastry week. The tent looks suddenly sparse with only five competitors left. Five little colourful spots, vastly outweighed by the camera techs, production team members, and other staff on the show. And yet the atmosphere is still light – serious but not stressed – and the bakers laugh and joke with each other as they get started on their savoury pies. These are for picnics and all to be eaten cold, and the only stipulation they have been given is that they
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