The_Jordanator

I’ve changed my mind and now looking at the idea of having a co-writer complete the story. DM me if you are interested

Thank you all so much for your interest in Someone Like Me, the feedback I’ve received has been enormously helpful. It’s been a very fun story to write but unfortunately it will remain unfinished…. Or will it? 8 years ago when I started writing SLM I only ran with the ideas in my head and a rough guide of where the story would go. I’ve been considering releasing a more developed plot line for you all but as I’ve been filling in these gaps and making tweaks and changes, I’ve realised that this story has got way too much potential to be left unfinished. The first 9 chapters are only the beginning of the madness. There is at least another 20 chapters to be written. Unfortunately I just can’t commit to that all on my own. But maybe you could? Please get in touch if you are interested in being a co-writer for Someone Like Me and help me complete this incredibly insane story. Trust me, you won’t regret it

Very good questions. All of these characters had some kind of purpose, maybe less so for Monica, she was only meant to be some distracting entertainment for the reader. I possibly may have incorporated her into a key event. You’ll notice that the characters that the readers have been paying the most attention to in this story did not even get one mention in the end. Sometimes it’s the people you don’t notice which will have the most impact in a story. To fully tell the story of what happened would mean writing at least 20 more chapters and it would be a massive undertaking. Unfortunately with circumstances in my already busy life I just don’t think I can complete SLM. If anybody is interested I’m considering the possibility of releasing the entire plot line or something like that just to help with unanswered questions if it is in demand.

I’m surprised you can remember my story, you’ve no doubt read thousands of stories here and it’s been so long! Your feedback and continued support is hugely appreciated not just by me but by a lot of other authors here. This work is completely fictional though so I was trying not to be as realistic as possible but thanks for your critique on the prison situation anyways.

Eight Years Later… I’ve never been more nervous in my life. It took many conversations with my husband to gather up the balls to finally see two people I had put off seeing for so long. They wouldn't want to see me, I’m just going to make them angrier, I don’t have time to see them - I’m too busy with work. Excuse, excuse, excuse. But there were no more excuses I could make, this had to be done whether I liked it or not. Or else, I thought, I’m sure to be dead to them. Tod

You’ve read the beginning. Now 8 years later, we’re going straight to the end. Someone Like Me | Epilogue Coming out of the Closet 08.17.23 The Jordanator

I'm glad something that could've been a horrific life-threatening disaster for me bring such joy for you

So like, something curious happened today. Me and my mate, on the school computers, cracking out some media studies work, and I just happen to be on my photo drive staring at this picture I snatched off a digital album posted on the school site of a junior hockey sports game. The photo was of my best crush in the whole wide world even if you combined hot guys like Charlie Puth and Zac Efron together he still would be my pick crush since last year, standing on his lonesome, in the middle of a hockey game. It's creepy, but hey. So I was staring at the beauty of that right, and then my mate goes: "Who the fuck is he?" [exact quotation]. And I pretend like I definitely did not steal that picture how-could-you-say-I-stole-that-picture and I make up some shitty rush-and-panic reply that goes along the lines of a pelican flying across the skies and excreting a random picture into my photo drive. "Weird aye?" I say to him. He looks at me like wtf but then he says something that turns everything around. "That guy is my sister's boyfriend." ​NO NO NO THIS IS A ​DISASTER HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SINGLE AND POTENTIALLY GAY WHY IS HE NOT!!!!??? IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS!!!!! "Oh really?" I reply casually. "Yeah." he says. There was one scary moment in which he explicitly asked if I was a gay stalker and I just laugh that off because definitely 100% no way in a million years would I do something as hopeless as that. This revelation was still pressing in my mind though, so just to clarify, I said: "So is he really you sister's bf?" "Nah I was joking." He said. PHEW!!!! So that was my drama today. ​

Cutie pie!

Chapter 21 presented a key development in the story. Reading this, I felt frustrated to Zack for initially denying his father's abuse. However, this hidden truth was partially revealed to Zack's friends. Although the choice that Zach made about his reaction to the confrontation was one that was not the ideal approach in solving his problem, and one that frustrated myself and the reader, the outcome was favourable. The questions I am left wondering is: Will Brody end the relationship? Will Zach tell his mom and/or someone else fully about his problem? When will Zach's father get his justice served? Overall, a very engaging chapter which made me feel both frustrated and happy at the end. I always look forward to this story's updates. Please keep it up for Chapterr 22!

Me: Mum, guess what? Google has a new logo. Mum: That really is so interesting Jordan. Mum: It's really going to affect the way I live my life. Mum: I'm going to wake up every morning and my first thought will be of Google's new logo. Mum: Thank you for sharing that valuable information with me. Me: You could've just said you didn't care. Mum: But I actually do care. Me: Really? Mum: No.

I think drpaladin won the EDT this time, but jfalkon, can I just say I first thought that the person had shat on his pillow? Eeewwww! We we took a break last week with EDT but now we're back with a topic: What gross things have you found or heard others find in the sewerage plant, or in the sewers? Basically, what things you've flushed down the toilet either by mistake or on purpose which usually don't go down the toilet. A region of New Zealand called Bay of Plenty reported that they received from the sewerage lines from all household toilets things such as cellphones, keys, but also grosser things. They found bullets, tampons, g-strings, condoms, bottles, dolls, and even a guinea pig (or gerbil) which you'd imagine was quite dead. So what gross things have you flushed away or heard has been found in the sewerage. Reply to win!

Okay super speedy WBW today. I win again coz nobody's gonna whinge. my whinge this week is that I've got all this crap to do at schoo and the mock exams are coming up in like 2 weeks and I haven't really started properly revising and arrrrghhh. Yeah so that's my whinge. Tell me yours to win

Eeewwww GROSS thanks for sharing

It's time. Time for another super gross Tuesday, here with EEWS DAY TUESDAY. (Eew, eew, OMIGOD!) I won last week coz nobody's posting dem grossness so that makes me very sad and want to cry in my own pool of eew. Boo hoo hoo. Oh but hang on, it's EDT again and now I'm happy! And what delirious thing will we explicitly describe today? Hmmmmm....Oh yes here's a good one: HYGEINE, or more importantly, UNHYGENIC THINGS AND DOINGS. Good Ol grandma has an operation right? I can't remember what it's for but the doctors need urine samples from her and so she collects them over a period of time then gives it to the doctor. Anyway, she was at our house after her op and she pulled out a sample of her urine with glee. EEEEEWWW GROSS NANA! And then if that couldn't get any worse, she leaves it on the kitchen bench and then leaves it behind when she goes! NOOOOO THAT IS SO UNHYGIENIC AND DISGUSTING COZ THERES PURE SIXTY-FIVE YEAR OLD VAGINA EFFLUENT IN THAT 50ML BOTTLE AND ITS ALL YELLOW AMD IT SMELLS UGHHHHHHHHHHH Now it's your turn! P.s (sorry if I sound like I've taken heroine, the truth is I have. LOL just kidding)