What you think you're doing
VS.
What you're actually doing
I had to Google Hispaniola cause clearly that nuke was directed at me but I had never heard of that island. It's called Haiti now
Yes Mum
I bought some sore throat lemon/honey things to suck on and I have some paracetamol. But if it doesn't get better I promise to go to the doctor
It's a kindergarten school so yeah they have absolutely no notion of personal space. I get my butt patted and my boobs fondled by little sticky grabby hands multiple times per day There's always one or two sneaking right behind my butt, I have to be careful not to knock them out
Aaand I'm sick... I've got a sore throat so bad I can't swallow anything down, a headache, stiff neck my ears are buzzing... The joys of getting sniffed/coughed/sneezed on daily...
We're a whole team, it helps (and we might have a little note book where we keep them all store oh and maybe we have secret meetings where we brainstorm new nicknames ideas )