clochette
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The Texan Lovers Bingo: - the famous mouse gif - death threats - a yes/no ping-pong - a kinky (spanking, chocking, ballgag...) - treaty negociations (that will obviously fail) - references to hunks from Asia So grab a card and let's roll the balls! (plastic ones, not yours you perverts )
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Oh yeah, can't grow a beard but has a soft fuzzy mustache like a teenager
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Americans aren't known for their knowledge in geography
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For someone who's always whining it's not
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Hey Craig how are you doing?
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We need an eye roll reaction just for your posts
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Do you really think that's a "nice" way to talk to people? 🤨
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Hey my Sexy Lumberjack did you recovered from running after the kids?
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You'll get in trouble just for having thought that...
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Aah it had been a while. Just the one I was missing to complete my "Texan lovers bingo" card
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She did not. Watch out or she'll write a mean song about you and you'll have all the Swifties coming after you 🐍
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Do not bring TayTay into your crap!
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I'm a genius and you love me? 🤔😉
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Soulmates
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I bet she has baby proofed the cooking devices in the kitchen just to be safe
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You mean the romantic getaways you had together
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I was answering you so it was for you. But nice to know you've recognized the river, you know it so well
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Clearly you were dropped on your head at birth
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Do you hear that? Yup the clock is ticking
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I compared, not said you were my parents. You stop writing history
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At the moment, Spikey (but we know wind can turn fast )
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At least one of you still has some sanity
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But I never said you were my parents you dufus the maths aren't right, you're younger than me (but still nearly 30 )
