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Are we back to primary school? And yes I'm fat. It's a fact and I've never hide it. Actually if you want to know my bmi says I'm overweight. I don't exercise enough and my diet is far from perfect add to that having pcos and taking meds. But you wanna know something else? I'm happy as I am. It took me time - and sure I'd rather be slimer - but at least I'm happy enough that I don't feel the need to insult people.

Hey no fat shaming

I bet men say the same about you my Sexy Lumberjack

Until you relapse we need to find you a detox center

Well it didn't took you long to fall back into your old habits

You didn't have to cheat and sneak a look at my answer

Hmmm that's actually a good question... 🤔 maybe cause it's easier to access the top and dispose the material up there? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Happy new year to you too my fellow troublemaker and long live the revolution!

6.30am and I'm currently having breakfast after coming home from a party at a friend's amd before going to catch some zzs The party was nice. I was introduced to "the perfect man for [me]": Sebastien a 30 years-old butcher Actually he's not bad at all. Tall but not too tall, shaved head, perfect beard, glasses and small laughing eyes, shy but with a sharp and dry sens of humor. Obviously we played a game of spine the bottle and my friend Sarah asked him some obvious questions about his preferences like about his opinion on boobs size while looking at mine (and so I know he only had sex with 3 people so good point for him) But your girl managed to get his number before leaving he only have Sarah's boyfriend's number (who was sleeping) and the girls were adamant he'd send a text to say he had made it home safe. Of course no one but me had their phone available at the moment so I handed him mine. Smooooth Who know what this new year will bring

Happy new year gang! May this new beginning brings you love, laughter and good health! Love you all

I don't know why but I have a feeling it won't last long...

You meant clever don't you? "Aux grands maux, les grands remèdes" meaning "to great troubles, great remedies"

As good as your mama's?

I'm just doing my best to help the revolution

Could be an interesting way to cut off his tamales and arroz con leche supply chain

Clever man no wonder your girl has good foot

... when he's scratching horse shit from deep into a horseshoe? Is that what you had in mind? 🤔

And the news is putting you in such a state?! Stay calm Gary's little heart How are you doing my Sexy Lumberjack?

Not with an explosion?

In no time you'll have deficiencies, start to feel weak and well

In history starvation has often been use to force the enemy to bend to our will just saying

Maybe they're all escaping your craziness

I'm not peddling anything it was an anonymous source and the secret of the source is kept internationally

Anonymous source: "The empress & Imperil Father, tired of their son's behavior and attitude, have decided to leave Texas to lead a peaceful life far from the chaos"