OMG I almost had a heart attack!
It's 20°C so the window is opened and I can hear birds chirping over the noises of the city. As it's over 6pm I'm at the stove stirring the sauce for tonight lasagna. Looping is on his tower by the window, meowing as he always does when I'm cooking and he's trying to get wet food. Then I turn around to tell him to shut up for the umpteenth time but there I see him... OUTSIDE!!! Sitting on the window sill, he had slipt under to mosquito net.
Luckily by the time I round up outside he had only made it by my car but was frozen in place, scared and probably regretting his decision to try to escape. Idiot!
Now he's on the bed pouting and the window is closed!