I've just read the weirdest article. A company has organized the first ever "little swimmers" (not the kind in bathing suits) race tickets have sold out in record time. Of course this brilliant idea is from a group of men...
Oh I can do the thing where you start standing and throw your arms on the ground and end up with your legs up in the air (don't know what's called), I can also to it while standing on a beam, I can also do splits (front and sides).
PS for Spikey: I know you'll be disappointed but those are real acrobatics not sexual positions
So you mean... You're thinking about all of us sexual positions? And you are calling me a perv?!
Well I guess with the old crew there's not much creativity to have, it's obvious they can't get up to much creativity without risking a hip replacement...