Topher Lydon
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I did translate it right after...
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She has other plans for that body... well parts of it anyway
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* Ahem * I could make a comment about hurting so good:
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A grumpy hedge knight desperate for a squire buys a blind stable boy for three years' wages. He expected useless. He got a boy who can hear lies in a man's voice, calm any horse with a touch, and navigate by sounds others miss. Now they're marching to crusade, surrounded by enemies who'd destroy them—if the magic rising in the East doesn't kill them first.
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i mean, they are impressive shorts
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i have a healthy disdain for the creatures Pretty to look at, but no way in hell would I go near one... yikes that'd be bad for my heart, I'd never be able to keep up. I tend to prefer Middle aged nerds these days, with accountancy degrees, a volvo, and wield Dork as a lifestyle choice.
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GIRLHOTSKIRT :: grins :: oh man she's a treat and a half for later. And yes this book gets the right note of chaos that I like in one my my off the wall absurdist books. Book one sets the world, this one takes it on a joyride of bonkers.
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I trundle through it regularly, the bridge in the background is how I get to the train station on Friday's while sipping a cup of coffee and dodging teenagers
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Charlie has an arc over the books, where he grows up a lot. He's genuinely sorry for who he was, and Taine's a good big brother for him. He is quite taken with philosophy, and less of a dick. Though he and Tyler have some issues Because it wouldn't be fun without some kind of friction.
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the bungalow is a plot point in book three.
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lynix says it, in the text. There was a dropped line, I stuffed it back in.
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Charlie has just boarded a roller coaster of fun and dramatically heightened hormones... he's in for a ride. and fixed my demon's name back to Lynix, as it should be.
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Welcome to the Twins
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gif taken in said Pump room Gardens.
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Six months after surviving a demonic body swap, the squad is back—and Leamington Spa has a love problem. When a coven of witches accidentally fuses with a succubus, their broken spell unleashes chaos: a Deliveroo driver turned Regency suitor, a wrestler feeding grapes to the wrong boyfriend, and two Charlies fighting their own impossible attraction. Now the demon hunting squad must stop the Love Eternal Project before the whole town drowns in romance. Featuring cursed love potions, extremely polite demonic possessions, and the most awkward school day ever.
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Chapter Two: The Incubus in the Tea Room Sunday morning dawned grey and reluctant over Leamington Spa, as if the weather itself was still recovering from the previous night's chaos. In the Hartley kitchen, the situation had... stabilized. Sort of. Simon was still tied to the chair, though the ropes had been loosened to something more symbolic than practical. He'd stopped trying to launch himself at Matt approximately four hours ago, around the
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Chapter One: The Incident at the Royal Pump Rooms Six months. It had been six months since Taine had traded his immortality for a teenager's life, six months since Tyler had given up his family's protection pendant, six months since the Hartley kitchen had become the unofficial headquarters of Leamington Spa's only (and thoroughly unqualified) demon hunting squad. Six months of chaos. Six months of takeaway containers. Six months of Matt enthusiastically categorizing every
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This is the horror of a thing like this. I always loathe the type of reality show that relies on the ignorance of their participants, the ones that are designed to humiliate and belittle people. I Am not a proponent of Reality TV as a whole, i think it's insidious, and it's only a matter of time till someone starts to apply this formula without consent.
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Tim is getting there, he's on the right track. And Justin has an idea... Tide is slowly turning, but it is turning.
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morning folks I get asked, "what about the teachers?" My reply is: "What makes you think the teachers don't know already?"
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Chapter 14: The Despair Protocol The world had not just become hostile; it had undergone a fundamental shift in its very physics. For Sam Evans, the air in Hilcrest High had become a thick, viscous fluid, each step a laborious push against a current of silent judgment. The hallways, once a neutral landscape of lockers and scuffed linoleum, were now a gauntlet meticulously designed for his own erasure. This wasn't the chaotic violence of a bully in a stairwell; this was a cold, syst
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I just treat it like a job, and push myself to do as much as I can. It may not all be the greatest, I know some of my work is a bit Pulpy, but i love what I do. I am currently writing: Knight in the Darkness About a blind Squire mistaken for a Lord in the First Crusade (It is historical fantasy, so there is magic, fantasy tropes, and a bit of good fun with Ser Val... A woman who is LEGALLY a man because the King doesn't want to admit a girl beat up all his best knights. She doesn't know what to do about this. A broke hedge Knight, who's squire looks richer than the does. And another squire called Lloyd who is far too old to be a squire, and tried to keep said others out of trouble. AND A DOG just for @drpaladin
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i adore you lot
