Alex

Why thank you. I prefer this one myself.

Thank you very much.

There was once a man from France, Who unto me he proposed a dance, He was tall and fair, With the most beautiful blond hair, And we danced the night away, We did so in many a way, And on that night in France, With another sneaking glance, I let it be, That men were most definitely for me.

That's an awesome opportunity and it's awesome that you enjoy and are passionate about what you do!

I love just a little twist... Thank you ever so much for the review!

Why I thank you!

I may be strange, In a very large range, Though I am just lonely, It is me only, Who in this place, Which is such a small space, Who holds not a grudge, And with a small nudge, Will hold much love, And yet with a shove, I will give my heart, Which is no work of art, But with that fall, Down the hall, That is the complication, Of another's interpretation, Of love and life, Which can be quite a strife, Yet I will stay and fight, But with little might, I will be thrown about, Y

It was my intention, yes.

Alistair in origins is adorable! My favorite romance, and your Cousland can make some rather large "political" moves in this romance. In dragon age 2, which is my last favorite, I love Isabella she was my favorite character aside from Varric in the game. In dragon age inquisition, Sola's romance was very interesting, mystical even, and the certain part where he removes a said item from your face makes me a very happy camper! In Mass Effect my favorite romances are cut into two, Garrus and Tali'Zorah, they are the most adorable and interesting romances in the game. Esp. Due to the fact that you have different amino acids making it somewhat difficult for the romances more "intimate" moments, and the fact that Tali is a Quarian and is stuck in her suit a large majority if not all her life, makes it an interesting, cute, and quirky romance. Garrus is very awkward and the racial difference is huge between them, but who doesn't love Garrus' adorable awkward nature when it comes to romance and the more "intimate" actions.

Life is unfair, And can be a long or short affair, But it is for you to remember, That you are not a mere glowing ember, Yet a distant star, Lost in a sea of blackness that extends far, Remember that you are a light, To ignite the hearts amidst a blight, You are bright and wonderful, And be oh so mindful, That many will curse your luck, The key is to give not a fuck.

Thanks for the review! Gary?

Why thank you, and yes he is

'Twas my intention.

Why thank you, my good sir.

There once was a boy from Kentucky, That people saw as quite yucky, Not because he was dirty, But because he was quite flirty, And how he loved to flirt, With the boy named Burtt, People gasped and fanned, When he kissed Burtt as he planned, Burtt though blushed bright red, Because he knew tonight he was getting head.

This is a group of my poems, be they dirty, funny, serious, or dark. You will find all of them here!