Those are wonderful news! I'm already putting together the housewarming party. 🥳 Don't worry. That troublemaker Spikey won't be on the list.
As for Looping, he seems to be gathering as much information as possible. There's a new Sheriff in town.
An anonymous tip was sent to the fashion police.
In The Time Of Cholera, perhaps.
How's my sweet princess? Getting acclimated to your new place? Btw, do you need me to investigate that neighbor? He seems suspicious.
Not only old, but senile?!
"Hello? Nursing home? Yes, we have a patient for you. But be careful. He bites."
That's Spike. Always stuffing people's mouths.
Next thing he'll say is that water is not wet.
Under the COTT Accords, Section D, Paragraph Two "all plaid affairs and their wearers belong to our esteemed member, Dughlas."
However, Subsection N, Paragraph Five establishes that "if the plaid and its lad are of Canadian origin, then they will fall under Nicky's jurisdiction."
Yeah. Good question, Spikey. Care to explain?
Ahem! 👇
And don't try to spin this to your advantage, saying something like "I was pointing out that typo to my dear and beautiful sister"