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bignick

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  1. Yes. Still you won't be on the list. That's the losing team. Just saying.
  2. Those are wonderful news! I'm already putting together the housewarming party. 🥳 Don't worry. That troublemaker Spikey won't be on the list. As for Looping, he seems to be gathering as much information as possible. There's a new Sheriff in town. An anonymous tip was sent to the fashion police.
  3. In The Time Of Cholera, perhaps. How's my sweet princess? Getting acclimated to your new place? Btw, do you need me to investigate that neighbor? He seems suspicious.
  4. The dog ate my essay.
  5. Like this 👇: Spike, that's not very sportsmanship of you. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
  6. The God-and-Emperor does not move goalposts. This is obviously propaganda.
  7. Good morning everyone!
  8. Not only old, but senile?! "Hello? Nursing home? Yes, we have a patient for you. But be careful. He bites." That's Spike. Always stuffing people's mouths. Next thing he'll say is that water is not wet.
  9. Confusion is the first sign of getting old. Btw, that's not the remote, that's a calculator.
  10. Under the COTT Accords, Section D, Paragraph Two "all plaid affairs and their wearers belong to our esteemed member, Dughlas." However, Subsection N, Paragraph Five establishes that "if the plaid and its lad are of Canadian origin, then they will fall under Nicky's jurisdiction."
  11. Another plaid?! When did cowboys stop wearing solid colors?! Howdy, Gary!
  12. Yeah. Good question, Spikey. Care to explain? Ahem! 👇 And don't try to spin this to your advantage, saying something like "I was pointing out that typo to my dear and beautiful sister"
  13. How can you say that?! I could be a bishop at least. Thanks, Drewbear.
  14. Thank you, pumpkin, for bringing this to my attention. As for you three...
  15. I rule that it does. Next case.
  16. What smudges? I'm calling your optometrist.
  17. We warned you he was sneaky.
  18. Of course you had an alibi.
  19. ~adjusting glasses~ I think that tattoo reads "Clo's property"
  20. It was Spike, in the gaming room, with the Switch 2! Did I win?
  21. You're not Lord Whistledown, are you? In that case, I'm going to need some dirt on Spikey and Pagey.
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