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    General Fiction
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    Fantasy
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    Romance
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    Action/Adventure
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    Northern Michigan (Lower Peninsula)
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    Cooking, cleaning the house, and watching movies. I also enjoy gardening, reading in strange places, and planning party menus.

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  1. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. Several days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
  2. Wait. It's inspired by "Baba Yaga"? Say no more; I'm sold.
  3. Happy Birthday, @Albert1434!
  4. I've also been experimenting with photography and filming on my phone.
  5. Actually, I think I might leave hospitality/restaurants and start writing full time. Research or non-fiction to start, maybe some food writing.
  6. That's how I feel on a good day. This job sucks. 😟
  7. It was Macaulay Culkin waving through a window.
  8. I made potato soup for dinner. 😋
  9. Oh, dear. However will the Ministry of Drewth explain this away?
  10. @clochette Remember Drew once shared the story of how, in high school, he tried to tell his friends he was a delinquent in middle school, and they all laughed at him? How the tables have turned.
  11. What are you planning to use it for? For example: My current computer is for business/writing, but it's absolute crap when it comes to gaming. So, I was thinking of getting a new one with a higher CPU and better graphics.
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