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  1. bignick
    Excellent news, bud! But, who's going to give you sponge baths afterwards?
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    What a lovely Sunday! It would be if I were outside. How's everyone doing?
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    Double post. 🤷‍♂️
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    Ontario would like to exchange words with you.
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    The Montreal Canadiens, princess. Let's ask Gary what he thinks about them.
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    I'm sure I can pin... errrr... find something on him. Unpaid parking ticket, regular at Horton's, or worse... a Montreal fan.
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    I'm glad they're ok. Except for the lost of power, of course. Don't worry. Things will get to normal in no time. In the meantime, I believe I've found the perfect suit for you. We can change the color.
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    Canadian Immigration Services just received an anonymous call that Preston's visa just expired. He needs to leave immediately.
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    And here I was worried you ran away with the hunky ranch hand. Are your kids and grandkids doing well?
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    It's my allergies.
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    According to reliable sources, you've been an adorkable influence. #Fivedays🥳
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    1- Green is a great color. The Irish agree. 2- Inaccurate. They're for breakie. 3- It's my new cologne. Aqua Di Frog. 4- In a very nice neighborhood, I may add. Kermit lives across. 5- What can I say? Folks wanted a big family. 6- It depends. Is my desk going to be on the second or third floor? Never mind. I'll take the elevator. 7-
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    I find this funny. Things not to say in a job interview: -"I don't have any questions." -"I don't have any weaknesses." -"I'll figure it out as I go." -"This is a stepping stone/temporary for me." -"I'll take any job right now." -"What's your work-from-home policy?" -"I don't like taking direction." -"I hate my current boss and coworkers." -"What time do people leave?" -"I don't handle stress well."
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    Good morning, Alberto. Good morning to those on vacations, in the hospital, waiting to hear good news, still asleep, and MIA.
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    Ladders aren't safe either.
  16. bignick
    I've always known he was a bad influence.
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    Good morning, people. Or not people? Is it just me, or are Gary, B, and Spike playing hooky? Or maybe it's hide and seek.
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    I watched him on the movie The Doors back in high school. High praised his performance.
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    Blasphemy!
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    You just reminded me about an episode from a reality show. During elimination, this chick was adjusting the "girls", and the judge completely forgot what he was talking about.
  22. bignick
    Sneaky. Respect.
  23. bignick
    Why thank you! Shouldn't have bothered. Seriously. Shouldn't have bothered.
  24. bignick
    I'm sorry. I thought you were being picky. Unusual for a chef. If you want to press charges against that doctor, I'll be glad to testify. "Yes, I saw him putting the egg on the sandwich. Life sentence!".
  25. bignick
    What's wrong with that? Hey, bud! Are your kids looking after you?
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