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They're boring. Watching grass grow would be more exciting. Everyone's having snow days, but me. Sorry. Me and you.
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B! Long time not seeing you! Where have you been?
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But I've already picked my outfit. I'm just waiting for Dugh's seal of approval. ✅️ I'm so going to upstage the grooms.
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Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is that Spike and Drew get along. Also an invitation to their wedding. I'll even clear my entire calendar. Please! Signed, I'm-not-Nicky
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Maybe I should go back to school.
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💐 That performance deserves an extra Christmas present.
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Studying . And don't pry. That's between her and her tutor.
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Shhh! I didn't want them to feel left out. And.... I never said I saw the pic.
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What she said.
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I'm so sorry! Absolutely! You're in good hands.
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It's age restricted. You need to be at least eighty.
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These two are the only plumbers approve... by me.
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Two weeks are not enough.
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They are definitely unbiased, correct?
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Horus. It's good to see you too. Hey, Page! Tomorrow's The Nutcracker. "Hey, Google, define legitimate" Legitimate: when your friend Spike makes allegations that the jury hasn't reviewed yet". "Ok. Thanks".
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Define "legitimate"?
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Here's a friendly reminder: Bullies don't get presents.
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I know, right? And... both the moment and the miracle are over. Four seconds. Record time.
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You're what?!?! This is unprecedented! A Christmas miracle? Thank you, Santa! 🎅
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Excuses, excuses. Hey, Page! They're ok. Will you be taking Max to any recitals before Christmas? Wait. Wasn't it last year when you and Morgan took him on a trip to Christmas town?
