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bignick

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  1. Mum and you, take it easy. I'm sure everyone will understand.
  2. He just had a bad day... at the vet!
  3. Stay safe. And away from hot guys.
  4. What did you with Spike? I haven't seen him. You know it's uncool to keep him locked up. Or tied to a bed. Aloha, dear Albert. Hope you're feeling a bit better.
  5. Albertbot, initiate self-destruct sequence.
  6. Whoever thought 6 yos were more mature than 5 yos obviously didn't see your class. Your teacher sounds like she can't wait to retire. Or did I misread her? My usual advice: hang in there. One day down, twenty more to go.
  7. Gee! Would you mind taking me out to dinner first? I don't like being probe on an empty stomach.
  8. Oh. He must. We all know he's her favorite. I knew it! You're an alien!
  9. That sucks. Have you seen a doctor? Don't let it get any worse.
  10. Good morning, Albert. Hey, Steve. How you doin'? Good morning guys, afternoon, and evening accordingly.
  11. It's a shame. Sorry. Trailers always seem better than movies.
  12. Don't worry. If you can't cook, just wear the apron.
  13. Yeah. I see your point. They're a lost cause. Hey, Spikey. My Sunday mornings include breakfast in bed. And the chefs wearing only aprons. Hey, Page! Not that great. My laptop became useless. Last night, it was working just fine. This morning... not even a beep.
  14. Do I even want to know?
  15. Yeah. He's a bad influence to his little sis.
  16. Don't worry. You'll always be my favorite goofball. Are there any tickets left?
  17. Tamales. Never fail.
  18. Kinky much, you two? She's just helping him with his snoring. I wish I had a sister like her.
  19. Now, now. Don't be a grinch and start visiting houses dressed as Santa. "Yeah... I'm taking this tree back to the North Pole for repairs".
  20. Found one. You left it in Drew's mouth.
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