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bignick

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  1. Why didn't I see that coming?
  2. Bonjour, my fairy princess. Would you accept this rose? But only the rose.
  3. I heard you're feeling better. That nurse must have done a heck of a job. Could I get his phone number? It's for a friend.
  4. G'day kids.
  5. With a degree in pole acrobatics. And he also cosplays.
  6. You're the nutbar with caramel.
  7. If you tell him, he'll do the opposite.
  8. Or Dorian Gray. Can you imagine? Hiya, Page! How's life treating you?
  9. Aloha dear Albert. Milady. At your feet.
  10. Welcome to another episode of The Strange Case of Benjamin Drewbottom.
  11. G'day everyone!
  12. Proclamation No. 108: "Our benevolent God-and-Emperor, promoter of the free press, has not, does not, and will not censor anyone. Unless _____________". Signed, The Ministry of [redacted] 🫡 P.S. We censor ourselves
  13. If it's cold weather, please send it my way. 🥵 Joking aside, i hope you get better soon. And thank you for the birthday wishes. It was a good day.
  14. Finally someone who appreciates my repertoire.
  15. Never stopped you before.
  16. It's Drew's fault. His censorship has no bounds.
  17. But... but I thought a cure had been found.
  18. Two words: defective mirror.
  19. Crazies? Where?
  20. Sorry to disappoint (not really ), but it was better better than "just fine". Thank you nonetheless, my little tyrant. Thank you, B. My watch stopped working at 11:59 pm. You're safe.
  21. I missed you guys too. And thank you, Dugh. Hey. At least he had the common sense of safekeeping the kilt (because there was one on the cake, right? )
  22. Kinky. I see you haven't lost your touch. Or grabbing skills. Thank you, my fairy princess. It was... in a way.
  23. Oh, it's been like this since the beginning of time. The evil God-and-Emperor vs the rebel leader (of course it's just foreplay between them... shhh! ). Thank you, Jeff. I always introduce myself as the sweet and innocent resident, but my soon-to-be-ex-friends discredit my truthful claims.
  24. Always the sweetest one. Thank you, Gary.
  25. Strawberry flies. My favorite! Thank you, Page.
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