Proclamation No. 108:
"Our benevolent God-and-Emperor, promoter of the free press, has not, does not, and will not censor anyone. Unless _____________".
Signed,
The Ministry of [redacted] 🫡
P.S. We censor ourselves
Sorry to disappoint (not really ), but it was better better than "just fine". Thank you nonetheless, my little tyrant.
Thank you, B. My watch stopped working at 11:59 pm. You're safe.
Oh, it's been like this since the beginning of time. The evil God-and-Emperor vs the rebel leader (of course it's just foreplay between them... shhh! ).
Thank you, Jeff. I always introduce myself as the sweet and innocent resident, but my soon-to-be-ex-friends discredit my truthful claims.