Just ignore him. He wants the attention.
Spike is such a bad influence on you. Wild nights? Herds? Sex dungeons? That's it! I'm restricting his visits to once a week and with the presence of a responsible adult.
I'm not sick yet, but my throat has been feeling funny for the last couple of days. That's how my colds always begin: first an itchy throat, followed by a headache, then fever, and last but not least, a complete shutdown (can't even leave the bed for two weeks). So far, it's stopped at my throat.
Thanks for asking, Albert.