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  1. bignick
    Why are cricket grounds cool? Because they are full of fans!
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    Thanks, buddy. This time, I'll share it with the pilot and the copilot.
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    Frog à l'Orange seems to be his specialty lately.
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    But, who's the chicken? And try not to sound too excited.
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    Only I can call Albert a loser. Go find your own.
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    And that's how I, your sweet and innocent frog, start my day. Wishing a good morning, afternoon, evening, and night to my crazy friends, drooling over the delicious dishes they prepared, and airing Drew's dirty secrets (did you know he kisses a picture of Spike before he goes to bed?) Don't do anything I would do.
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    Your birth certificate was delayed by two years. They were waiting for you to grow more than ten inches.
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    You want cute?
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    "The room smells like fish" I wonder why.
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    And it's called bladder.
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    Good morning, my happy God-and-Emperor. Are you ready to surrender to the rebellion, and meet his demands?
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    That can be arranged. But I find Gary on your bed, I'm kicking you out of the room. I'm a morning person. But every single day, I tell myself "five more minutes" (I know, I know... double standard ). And those five become ten, twenty , or thirty. Or even sixty.
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    Aloha, dear Albert. If it's the same to you, let us know what the test results say, as soon as you get them.
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    Rise and shine, kids. No "five more minutes". Chop, chop!
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    Dealing with the original is impossible already. Imagine an army of Albert-clones.
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    Are you sure I will let you? Alright. You can take five minutes.
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    May I go-ahead and give you your grade?
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    Ask them to put a label saying "all transfusions will make the recipients start acting... Albertlike"
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    Didn't he eat garlic the night before?
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    Good morning, sweet and innocent children. As your president (not for life, because I do believe in fair elections... as long as I'm the winner ), I declare this week to be a good one for y'all.
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    Thanks! Mind if I share them with the hunky pilot? One of his many hidden talents.
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    Dear Albert: What's for dinner? I'm starving! Best regards, Saint Nick
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