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WAIT! I ain't poisonous!
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Claws, teeth, tail, horn... you name it! Bullets, dude, they use bullets.
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Yo, Drew XVI, watch your head!
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Hey, you other sexy thing. It's been a while. Have you broken any hearts today?
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But... the ImperiaI Constitution... omg! No wonder the rebels haven't been able to succeed.
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Thank you, thank you!
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Only because you started it! Gary's BBQ sauce flavor is none of your business. Besides, it's a secret family recipe.
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My nukes are anti anti nuke missiles. And I don't sound like Drew. I hate you! (Well, maybe a little )
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Take that back!
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Wait for his "fake news" reply.
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STEVE! Albert is bullying me! 😭
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Breaking News: The Imperial Cabinet has initiated proceedings to enact the 25th amendment, under strong evidence the God-and-Emperor is no longer fit for office. In a joint statement sent to this redaction, the members expressed their sadness for this turn of events, but reaffirmed their commitment to the loyal subjects of Texas. More updates at 6pm.
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Who wants to know? Why? Where should I send a nuke?
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And nothing more, right?
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Hey, sexy thing. You look especially delicious today. 🍽️
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Aloha, Albert.
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I just learned a new word today: lambasted. "The Imperial Cabinet lambasted the God-and-Emperor's bullying of his subjects".
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Likewise. Hey, Terbear.
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Yeah. And Earth is flat.
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Let the record show that's not me. That's my doppelganger.
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Where are my manners? Good evening, afternoon, and morning y'all!
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To Spike? Ummm... Yeah!
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Aloha, Albert. May the Drewth be without you.
