Drew Espinosa

30 is a looooong way away.

Stop bullying me, you monster! 😭

The truth is,

Mine!

I also don't care about the plaid rule... so any guy wearing plaid is now mine, not Sexy's.

I agree, no one cares about you.

Pagey, I'd crush those cookies, and throw the crumbs all over your home.

You should've auditioned for the role of Ming.

Blaming the victim of your abuse... classic.

Seek a therapist to find the root cause of your violent impulses.

Exactly.

Claiming a single person is never done out of spite.

Actually, you showed us this very same gif last year, and I claimed him then.

Fine! Yesterday afternoon, I thought about claiming a few actors from several dramas I was watching or will be soon, and I was going to let Spikey know in our PMs. But that same day, Spikey called me a greedy bitch, so I decided to claim everyone in those dramas just to spite him. Spikey got mad, and started whining and said he wouldn't quit whining until I give him two actors that I had just claimed. I thought long and hard about his proposal, and came to the decision that I would not give him those two actors, because I'd rather deal with Spikey's whining than give in to his ridiculous demands. But of course, Spikey didn't take it to well, and started threatening to recall two of my actors from previous trades. I would not stand for that threat, and decided to use a precedent that Spikey previously established: not consenting to recalls. Realizing that I had him beat there, Spikey changed tack, and decided to make his own separate claims on several actors from two other dramas. I protested his claims from one of those dramas, but of course, Spikey ignored me. Therefore, I decided to propose a trade for those two actors from said drama by offering two of my own that I knew Spikey was interested in. And Spikey said he would accept the trade if, in his own words, I accepted his one condition (it was three conditions, actually): I could never demand that Spikey give those two actors back to me, never pretend I gave them to him for free, and I could never recall them. That last condition was especially ridiculous because not even a couple hours previously, Spikey was threatening to recall two of my actors! Even so, I gave his proposed conditions serious consideration. Afterwards, I told Spikey that I would be willing to trade one of my actors under his conditions, with the full expectation that our negotiations would continue from there. But alas, Spikey threw another fit because I didn't completely capitulate to his demands and ended our discussion without making the trade in the end. I of course graciously accepted the trade wouldn't be happening and left it at that. Tldr: Spikey is an unreasonable bitch.

Yes, because there's no law against it!

I'm never unreasonable, or a bitch!

@spike382 is an unreasonable bitch.

Thanks Gorgeous!

mine!

@spike382 needs to stop being so greedy!

Quoting this as a reminder to you.