Drew Espinosa

Like I said before, I only nuked Thailand once. As for Michigan, well...

Sawasdee Khrup, Terry!

Oh please, if anyone gets to complain about nukes, it's Pagey!

Honestly, I think y'all want me to be as giving as Oprah.

Excuse me?! First off, I'm not the baby of the family, my younger brother is! Secondly, my mother had nothing to do with the tamales I ate this weekend. They were made at a local restaurant.

Share my mother's recipe? Hmm... I don't have the authorization to do that. It's definitely a lot of work to make tamales, that's why she only makes them for Christmas. Ooh sorry Sexy, but when my mom makes arroz con leche, it is all consumed within the day. No way to share, even if I wanted to. As for my hair... Y'all wouldn't even get that. Not because I'm ungenerous, but because I always cover my mouth when I burp. I told y'all, my table manners are exemplary. Stingy? Now you're just being ungrateful. You "pfft" everywhere. So, stones and glass houses and all that...

Sawasdee Khrup, Terry! As for the arroz con leche, why do you ask? You're not gonna join Sexy and ask that I share, right?

Morning y'all!

I'm not a messy eater. My table manners are exemplary! They weren't my mother's homemade tamales though, Sexy! Well y'all didn't ask. Oh stop pouting, Sexy! Here's a and a

I only nuked Thailand once! And we came to a peace settlement, so it's all water under the bridge! Everything I've said on here is evidence of my inherently angelic nature.

Tamales are one of my favorite foods, but if I had to go with an absolute favorite, it'd be arroz con leche. As a kid, I always looked forward to my mom making that for breakfast!

Why should I?

While y'all were having pizza, I had tamales again!

Why are you stealing my line?