Santa would never twerk for you, Chris.
Well Aussies are weird like that, y'all even celebrate Christmas in the summer!
I don't want to know!
Uhm, I've never received any coal because I've always been on the Nice List every year since I was born.
Two tornadoes touched down in the Texas Panhandle a couple days ago, thankfully they dissipated after a few minutes and there haven't been any reported injuries or damage to property.
So that was my week, how was everyone else's?