Well as you've all demonstrated this morning, you're provided the lowest of low-hanging fruit, and pick it up and devour it like it's the ambrosia of the gods. So you all apparently can't get any lower.
Yes, but if.. IF any of this was a factor, I, as the Spikey part of SpikeyDrew, I would have no trouble carrying Drew in various ways, including a fireman's carry, a bridal carry, a piggyback ride, etc.