I'm the Newer Hipper leader of Oceania, we had get rid of that whole English Socialism thing when we ran out of money during our last fake war against the Eurasians.
I'm bringing the concept of "freedom" back to Oceania, that's a word I found in what apparently the last Webster's Dictionary in existence. The college kids love it, they're always down for causes they don't really understand.
I've also rebranded myself as Big Bro.
Yes, like for instance yesterday I needed my eighth sense to locate my dear friends, Jun and Jun...
(I'd been trying to figure out how to bring in the Eighth Sense, you got there first )