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spike382

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  1. That explains the weirdo going through my garbage right now.... 👀
  2. This definitely merits a: Like I've been telling you for awhile it's coming faster than you think.
  3. A Dad joke that's also a nerdy math joke? Is getting ever closer to that dirty 30 changing you that much?
  4. Nong, I'm older and don't have your amazing memory. Plus I don't keep a log of all your sins, I'd never get any rest.
  5. Babe, I can pick you up and throw you across the room. See my previous statement. Well one of us has too.
  6. So, you want me to get into tight spandex and wrestle around with you? 👀
  7. In your dreams, bitch.
  8. You redact so many things, I'm not sure which one you're referring to... 👀
  9. Babe, you totally stole this from me.
  10. Well then, you'll just have to deal with my presence.
  11. It's gonna take a lot more than that. We know.
  12. Then pay me my severance package, bitch.
  13. I always question the narrative, that's my job.
  14. Shoving someone out a window? Nah, bro.
  15. Violence is never the answer.
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