We're going to start calling this "pulling a Mew."
Hey, I secretly wanted all of them to hook up with each other throughout the series, and maybe have a big polyamorous thing at the end. That would've been a cleaner ending than the bizarre, pseudo HAE for some horrible people, but not other horrible people that we ended up with.
Since Pagey declined to follow us on our BL journey, let’s keep in mind, he doesn’t know the rules of the idiot fangirls. He didn’t call us “DrewSpike”, and we both know he’d never need to.