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That's what Kawi thought too, and then made his supposed rival become his best friend, and then made said rival fall in love with him over a period of an evening and afternoon hanging out with the guy... still totally friend-zoned by the girl he thought he loved... God I can't state enough how much I love Be My Favorite! Typical Ministry of Drewth answer...

That's not how that chain of events played out. But sure Jan. Are you in a different time zone or something, did you take a trip to Australia to face your greatest nemesis, the murder spider? Cause it's June 10th in U.S. Central time...

You have Kawi's crystal ball and the best you can come up with is stopping me from saying Ministry of Drewth? Well first of all, keep in mind that Kawi's small changes completely changed the course of his life in ways he never saw coming. You could get me to stop from ever saying Drewth, but somehow I end up in love with you in the future. Or something like that. Also, that's the change you want to make? You could have gone back in time to the first day we started making our herd picks and you could have picked Neo right away. But you didn't, and I thought of him and Mark almost immediately. And now they're MINE. Cope bitch. You can't even keep from making claims on Gary's stud pics for one day, but you're gonna abdicate as Emperor? Yeah, my Precog senses are tingling telling me Drew is full of shit and to keep Neo. So I will.

Didn't you say earlier you weren't doing this today?

That young adorable young man has the most gorgeous eyes. No lie, eyes have always been weakness of mine. Green eyes in particular.

Nope! You STILL won't get them. Plus you'd backtrack on that anyway.

No it's not. Those three are never up for trade. EVER!

Wow remember the fuss you made over Zuho, and that wasn't even on an agreed upon list. They're mine bitch. You already agreed, stop trying to take them every other day.

See @Drew Espinosa, Bertie has seen this so many times even he knows by now!

Let me remind you of the longstanding agreement that... YOU AREN'T EVER GETTING NEO. OR MARK. OR WAR. Asking for Mix isn't like asking for Earth, Force or Ohm.

If you give me Mix I won't fight you for him... 👀

Well I would have let you keep him sir, because I unlike Drew, am not greedy.

Thus proving me right though...

Oh, what a nice post... for @dughlas..

But that's my job as leader of the Resistance. You'd do the opposite of whatever I said just to prove me wrong. I mean, I get it, we've been keeping Drewth alive for 6 months out of spite. Hell, Man wasn't even here when that started and he picked it up in like a day.

By the way little dude has great taste. I love chocolate cake as well.

When? Where? Who was in charge, Yayo? But I do though.

Well I wasn't asking you, I already knew your answer. I'm like a fucking Precog when it comes to you.

What an empty threat, we never had those anyway. This is pure Imperial propaganda... or something.

It's the Ministry of Drewth, Terry! Let me have this!!!

See Clo, I told you!!!

Totally!

You know I wasn’t offended by the bromance thing cause I actually really like Drew when he’s not being a megalomaniacal mad man.