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spike382

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  1. Did I say I was gonna try to become a sword swallower? I have the worst gag reflex imaginable. I can barely get x-ray's done at the dentist. It's a major ordeal, but I learned at my current dentist, if you put salt on your tongue, it will prevent the gag reflex from kicking in. They even have a little jar of salt they can give you to put some on your finger and then place that on your tongue. I have to have that every time.
  2. Horses are just so freaking majestic, it never ceases to amaze me.
  3. So I was watching the sword swallower at the ren fair last Saturday, and he said, hey everyone, you know how they always say "don't try this at home"? I was the one who tried it at home. He said something along the lines, of someone eventually has to be crazy enough to try it at home, or there'd never be any new sword swallowers.
  4. I would treasure every one of these sweeties.
  5. Keep in mind that judgement is based more on our PMs than your outlandish, tyrannical proclamations.
  6. I don't know Terry, there's a few hotties on my list you I will fight over. But I've already named names on some of my most precious.
  7. Yeah, including one I didn't even know about until you sent me that video yesterday. That guy does everything, and he's so beautiful.
  8. Yeah, but he can't really sing very well (from what I've seen) the absolute angel he landed has ALL the talents.
  9. Terry, the BL shows we watch have set unreasonable expectations. Drew wants a man who can spontaneously perform a live performance anywhere. And also one who will write a special song just for him.
  10. Yeah, I was like, didn't I see this cartoon before?
  11. That should have been the most obvious answer. 🤦‍♂️
  12. Thanks Drew, I can sure use them. Depends on what you mean by exam.
  13. Hey Terry, hope you're having a great day. I'm just sitting around by myself at home tonight, in one of my weird melancholy moods.
  14. Between Bertie & Drew I’m feeling like it’s that face off between Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck.
  15. You misunderstood Clo, one of us was going to check Drew. It’s a risk, I’m definitely getting 28 Days Later, Rage zombie vibes.
  16. I feel like I could be up for the challenge, I’ll just need to wear some protective gear. What kind super flu do you think Gary had?
  17. He actually did, no redactions or Ministry of Drewth massaging the quote. It’s scary, somebody check his temperature!
  18. I appreciate that B-man Also Drew threatening to feed you to the crocs felt a bit empty anyway. We all know as long as you’ve lived in the OZ that you’re as proficient at wrestling crocs as you are at dispatching murder spiders… right? 👀
  19. Clo! What are you doing giving Drew more ideas? I can only protect so many cute Thai boys at once. Is that the new Ministry of Drewth message? 👀
  20. Man, he never follows his own rules. He’s the most cliché dictator ever. That wasn’t even a vote… look how fearful of self governance you are…
  21. Can it be so simply summed up? Here I was thinking we had a complication relationship… Who else saw that coming? raise of hands…
  22. Drew, baby, sweetie, darling, we have a word that we've been using for like 6 months that represents your "honesty."
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