Did I say I was gonna try to become a sword swallower? I have the worst gag reflex imaginable. I can barely get x-ray's done at the dentist. It's a major ordeal, but I learned at my current dentist, if you put salt on your tongue, it will prevent the gag reflex from kicking in. They even have a little jar of salt they can give you to put some on your finger and then place that on your tongue. I have to have that every time.
So I was watching the sword swallower at the ren fair last Saturday, and he said, hey everyone, you know how they always say "don't try this at home"? I was the one who tried it at home. He said something along the lines, of someone eventually has to be crazy enough to try it at home, or there'd never be any new sword swallowers.
Terry, the BL shows we watch have set unreasonable expectations. Drew wants a man who can spontaneously perform a live performance anywhere. And also one who will write a special song just for him.
I appreciate that B-man Also Drew threatening to feed you to the crocs felt a bit empty anyway. We all know as long as you’ve lived in the OZ that you’re as proficient at wrestling crocs as you are at dispatching murder spiders… right? 👀