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Lucky guess! And tonight... Is soup!

Yes. Front porch sofas are acceptable. Traditions are ironclad. Separating and storing seasonal clothing is not recommended, considering we experience all four each week. State law requires a church to exist at least every five city blocks of distance. Barbecue is always misspelled "barbeque," due to the acronym. Being Facebook friends with someone is equivalent to being actual friends with them, and if you un-friend them, the consequences match reality's. You are required to pick a side of the war: UK Wildcats or U of L Cardinals (choose wisely, and be mindful of the local/city demographic). You will be judged on whether you drink Coca-Cola, Pepsi, or RC. If you go to a party, bring a lawnchair. You must own at least one derby hat per person per household. I think I got them all.

There she goes again, speaking for @Mrsgnomie. Add another tickmark for the "They're the same person" tally.

Nope. Ya don't mess with tradition. It's like Sundays with the hubs; always order Chinese take-out for din-din. The Wilson creek fries are reserved for holidays and family outings. Cook 'em anytime or anywhere else, and it taints their good name.

Don't mess with tradition. Holidays at the Wilson's only. And I doubt Iron Mom had halved oil drum charcoal grills...

An oft-forgotten forum thread in The Lounge...

This... Dear, God. This is my biggest missed opportunity of my whole career. I'll never hear the end of it.

Ouch. Saying I can't compete with @kbois, or be as funny as Steve?

Terrible people. I'm a terrible person, but I'm not that terrible.

Like... I'm baffled...

In this case, six.

Nope. In fact, the show I spoofed only had one season.

C'mon. It's an adorable nickname. Lowe Gage 'Shotgun' And Scout's Honor, I didn't realize the nickname until book two.

I'll reveal this much: it's based on an incredibly obscure gameshow. Like... I'll be surprised if more than three people call out the source material (kbois and gnomie don't count).

In the next chapter... It's so good to see Essell and Garjah! Of course Garjah used them all as bait. The only thing he could've done was tell Essell. I can tell communication will need to be addressed within their relationship. Now go, Bouncer! Make these assassins squeak like chew toys!

I'm dead.

Pfft. At least your chapter has giggles. My last chapter will have everyone on the edge of their seat in suspense.

Is that how Luci spells it? Because that's hilarious.

I just love it. This whole comment, I just forkin' love it. Also, I squealed at the fact you used Lowe's nickname.

Even worse: it'll be 13 days before one of my chapters...

Lol. I settled on ram because he likes to kick the trash bins on Hell's Kitchen.

@Mrsgnomie, since they're [allegedly] the same person.

I initially picked a ram, but I'm cackling at yak!!

Add cheese and you have bacon, broccoli, and cheese. Affectionately known as BBC.