Unlike you, SOME of US went to small schools. Greg's school has less than 800 students TOTAL in four grades, so 1% suddenly leaving WOULD be noticed.
I'm writing a conversation scene right now that is NOT held while gathered around a table, so NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!
In the first version, I jumped the shark so many times he started showing up with his own ramp, so get over it! I've only jumped two this time, so far, today...
Although it did involve someone jumping... not a shark, but still...
I don't know about YOU, but I can last a LOT more than ten minutes. OH, you said fight, my bad...
He just got a big new house, or did you not get that? To the victor go the spoils!!!
The fates, better known as the author, are indeed assholes, so... oh, nevermind, that about covers it.