For the court's record, I do not represent either party as an otterny at law.
In fact, I’m not an otterny at all.
I post before you today simply because I unottered a relevant meme, hidden deep within my memechives.
Exhibit A:
I am now pudding to rest with otter-proof evidence that if you can dream it, you can, most pawsitively, meme it.
And possibly stream it too, assuming favorable current conditions and a decent Wi-FISH signal.
May the wow tides be ever in your favor.
No fur-ther arguments, your Otter.
Respectfully submitted,
nOtterny-at-Lawl, Esplashquire