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What bugs me: People bugging Will over the relationships of Will and Tony and Will and Zach. I have more faith in Will marrying Zach (the Schuster being with a Hayes meme) then I do Will being with Tony in any kind of relationship other then a booty call. Will wants people to butt out of his private life. Fine. If Zach screws over Will, THEN you get to gloat. You already warned him once. You do not need to warn him again and again.

Because then everyone will be agreeing! Duh!

Well Mark, there is a simple solution and simply compromise: Have Will torch the Durango with Tony inside.

If you are a member of his yahoo group, you would already know the answer to this And THAT IS the truth.

To be fair, Some People are not used to hearing the truth let alone speaking the truth.

Wait. What kind of beans?

My head is spinning. Someone put up an info graph to show how everyone is related and who slept with whom.

You are damned right there will be HELL to pay! My parents would scream "you are gay too???!?!!"

Table manners are different from one world to the next. An example would be my eating habits at the Mess Hall when I was in the Army vs Thanksgiving dinner at my sister-in-law's house. Took me a while to stop cussing when talking to people and eating without tasting the food. Secondly, he grew up knowing full well he's a Jon Snow. Do you really think he gives a damn about table manners and making real world use of fancy words like etiquette?

You say that like he will object to this kind of treatment.

Except Will has a thing about cutting shoes in half once and a while.

So besides the fact these people can't cook, who won the bet?

I doubt these people could cut a potato to make a hash brown to save their life, let alone realize apples and oranges come from something other then a carton or a bottle. The more we get into their daily lives, the more I wonder who is going to die of starvation or food poisoning first. Will can surf and reads people easily but he clearly does not understand the concept of grocery shopping. He just grabs random items of food from HIS OWN kitchen and eats it without realizing "hey, I don't remember buying this..." Westie: I had a chance to eat a British Breakfast once when I was on a field exercise in Germany with our British and Belgium allies... I decided that simple MRE looked much healthier then what they were serving. . Sorry but dropping eggs and toast (and everything else) into a boiling drum of oil and serving what floated on top was not my idea of food. And this is coming from someone who once ate fried ice cream over fired Twinkie over fried snickers bar with fried butter for the sauce.

30 minutes to cook eggs and bacon? Really? Did they have to slaughter the pig first or did they have to file down a gold bar to sprinkle gold shards on top of the eggs? You toss the eggs because you got an egg shell in it? You could not figure out how to remove the shell? How long do these people take to warm up some bread (most of us use what is called a toaster) and have a cup a coffee? I do not pick the beans from a bush and then roast them first. I use coffee shop bought beans and it only takes about 3 minutes to heat the water (on top of what we simple people call a gas-burning stove) and then use a fancy thing called a "French Press". In short: These people are not going to be on my "Survivor" team any time soon.

Nice chapter to read right before dinner. Happy b-day Jeremy

Several years recovering from crystal meth and alcohol abuse is a good thing to celebrate too! Good for ya JJ!

To be honest, I was expecting Tony to die a horribly painful and slow death in this latest chapter.

Skylab already fell by this point of the story. Maybe the Russian station perhaps? Or a random meteor. Or a Taliban sniper in Iraq or Afganistan. Or a tour group at Fukishima if Mark wants to extend his life.

Wow. Posting a new chapter is your way of celebrating? The cops must come to the Arbor household a lot to settle all the wild and crazy parties you throw .

I can picture ACE as one of those lawyers having late night TV commercials asking viewers if they had been injured or in an accident.

If Will's lawyer did not already tell him of this exemption, I'd hire a new lawyer. And I know a few "busy" high level executives in Silicon Valley. And they seem to take the time to teach their kids to drive. Nothing more amusing to the private security staff then watching CCTV video of the CEO not lose his shit when his princess daughter grinds gears in his Porsche in the company parking lot or seeing the director comfort his Mustang after his son hit a curb or two. JJ seems comfortable being driven. So I think he will get his license when he lost his virginity...in his 20's... just after leaving the drug and alcohol rehab facility The Family put him in when JJ didn't win any Olympic medals in 2010...and still can't remember if his first was with Buffy the speed skater or with Biff the snowboarder.

The problem with Ethan being gay or bi is that it would be the predictable answer. This is CAP. We can't have predictable here. So I will call it now: Pre-op trans male to female.

Okay. Birthdays: Tony: March 20, 1982 Slut Cody: Sept 9, 1969 Robbie: April 19, 1963. Yes all these dates have a hidden meaning.

Sound like someone is still bitter that Clinton won over that other bush.

Leaving young kids to grandparents is sometimes tricky. Some are just too old to handle loud and energetic kids or just don't have the skills required while other grandparents has an off view of the world that is really not acceptable in the modern world. Such as my grandmother on my dad's side was never allowed to take care of us kids alone since she was old school. Her thought was "Are you sick? Can't sleep? Here, have some tea." I believe it was called opium. My grandfather was a bit better. Always safe around him. Of course, when you suspect he was Yakuza, of course you can feel safe.