Hi
B_O_B
Oh wait. . . . this post is four pages long. If I made you read through four pages to see that tiny little blurb you'll probably hate me and not buy me anything shiny for my birthday. So I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and felicitations (oh wait this is a group of authors, so I'd better not use big words or I'll get one wrong and they'll think I'm dumm.) so in that case, a big "Hey there, hi there, ho there" to all the new members. I hope you have fun and post often. Some of the finest literary minds of our generation have written stories exploring the meaning of existance and the human condition, but those are not here. Instead you'll find entertaining, heart-warming, and (well I won't say it 'cause I'm too much of a gentleman, but it's another word that starts with an e) stories that were written by some hardworking and gifted writers who deserve a pat on the back for all of their hard work, but there's no pat on the back smiley, so we'll use this one :snork: because let's be honest when the hell else will it come up
Anyway, I hope all the new members enjoy their time here (as I speak from my great experience of being a member for what two weeks? Oh well ) and that they post often and much.
B_O_B
Oh wait, I signed this one already. Oh well. This is a bonus signature for those who collect autographs. Even though it's a typed signature and not an actual autograph, but it has to be typed to get the underscores in because it looks silly when you write them.
Bye.