Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended (or committed at all, hopefully).
This story has gay stuff, straight stuff, maybe some scenes with sex stuff, other scenes without sex, people eating lunch, other people drinking coffee, and some people not doing anything at all. If you’re offended by any of these things – food, coffee, sex, no sex, nothing, everything – then you should stop reading this and look into either some good philosophy texts, or maybe a self-help book.