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take off your coat and stay a while...

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I'm SUCH a girl...

Rich showed me this earlier and I was totally crying... it was SO... ugh, amazing and touching. The Lion Story   Also, the other day he showed me this and I was hysterical... you should totally be allowed to sort things by penis... just saying! IT Guy vs. Dumb Employee In honor of my favorite IT Angel and Darlin!   Hugs, Viv
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i get more viagra emails for someone who doesn't even...

HAVE A PENIS! HOLY EFF!   So, it's Rich's birthday today! Funny story... I brought home stuff to make him a birthday cake, German Chocolate, cause I have mad skills like that, and he totally didn't know, so after I got home from work, I baked it and while it was cooling, I took a shower and chatted some with my Angel, and then I went to put the icing on it. I'm working away furiously with my spatula and some coconut pecan icing and of course my cell phone rings, so I tell my daughter to answe
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Silly Survey #372... and a PS...

Are you tan? I have more tan lines in different places and shapes... I even have a flip-flop tan line...   Do you use proactive? Nope, thankfully I have fairly nice skin and always have.   Do you own chanel perfume? NO! I own Romance by Ralph Lauren which I rarely wear, and a bunch of Victoria Secret stuff, but the one I wear most is called Pure Seduction.   Do you shower daily? Mmhmm, sometimes twice.   Do you go to the tanning bed? NEVER! I think that's like scary and totally pit
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sorry i've been absent...

but I was spending the week with an angel...   Monday: I ran around like crazy, grocery shopping and recycling, doing more laundry than any one person should ever have to do, and then I showered and went to work where I was thankful I had something to occupy my time because I knew Jeff was on a plane flying west and I'd be hugging him in just a few hours. I had to work until 11 that night so the plan was that he would come from the airport to my store and then follow me home. Needless to say,
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page 490...

I have the same birthday as Lily... I finally like Kathleen. Almost done!   I'd finish now, but I'm asleep already... Tomorrow.   Hugs, Viv   PS... Someone do me a favor and tell the sunshine to chill a little... over 100 degrees for too many days than I can count now. :wacko:   PS2... (Not the gaming system, but another addition) 9 days until I have my angel next to me
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parking lot etiquette...

So Rich wanted to take the kids to see Kung-Fu Panda. We all pile in the car, he whines that I'm driving with his usual, "Whoa, whoa, whoa... I'll drive," and I just giggle cause I'm already getting in the car and he's too late. Mwahahahahaha!   We drive to The Block, and since it's Friday night... there's officially zero parking in this GINORMOUS place which leads to me faithfully driving up and down every aisle looking for an empty space we can occupy and getitng frustrated TWICE by some mo
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hot bliggety-blog

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.'   She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.   Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.   She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.
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sometimes I wonder...

... how many questions he can come up with in a day. And sometimes they're random, and sometimes observant. Sometimes inquisitive and curious, and sometimes silly and sometimes asked with the intention of annoying me, but no matter the type or the cause, it seems he has an endless supply.   Some of the more recent have been...   Q: Why do chips come in a bag? A: To keep them fresh.   Q: How do you make water? A: Uhh, I don't.   Q: How is your beautiful-ness? A: My beautiful-ness?  
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size matters?

Alright, I suppose it's time for such a blog... After all, the running jokes are 'It's always about size with you guys' and 'I thought you said it was a good size'.   Rich and I were just driving home and this commercial came on the radio that started out...   "Does size matter? OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I lived with four girls in college and listened to them talking about men and their experiences, so I know, IT DOES MATTER! But it's not length they want, it's width and thickness, and now you c
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Perspective...

So, the following is something that is intimately personal. Tony, my baby brother who isn't such a baby anymore at 21, wrote this for a writing class in college and I asked him if I could post it here because it was so special and means a lot to me.   It's interesting reading his version of what happened when I was there living it too, and how much his memories are only a tiny sliver of everything that was actually happening. I'm glad I could protect him from remembering those things, cause t
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Silliness I stole from Lisa <3

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your partner? I don't think Rich swings that way...   How old will you be on your next birthday? 29 plus 2... check out my math skills baby!   Have you ever seen a live bat? I'm sure I have in some zoo or another.   Is there anything/anyone you hate? It's hard for me to hate anyone, but lemme tell ya, there are plenty of things I hate.   Are you single? Nope   Do you like the color orange? On an orange, sure, and on my son... h
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Happy Earth Day/Birthday(s) and thank you

Well, so a very Happy Birthday to Vance today!   And another just as Happy Birthday to Toby... where he lives it's already his birthday, even if it's not quite yet here...   *** Warning - Semi-computer challenged individual speaking beyond this point***   So, last night I installed some new Windows Live software thingy that allowed me to import all my MSN contacts to my email list along with combining all my email accounts into the one Outlook Express thing I use and it seems pretty cool
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Happy Birthday Brendon Urie!

Yep, April 12th is the big 21 for the beautiful boy with the amazing voice and the pretty mouth and the amazing hair and the fantastic smile!   This is the best video... gotta start in about 1:40 though, but so great~     Panic at the Disco Live   Okay, I'm off to bed... have to be up at way-too-early-o'clock for work.   Hugs, Viv   PS. Oh yeah! So, I took my car to get serviced today, and since my son is on spring break he came along, and then shuttle guy, Willie, drove us over to
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helluva weekend....

Friday counts as part of the weekend, right? It does? Good... cause then I can include how I am now the mother of a fertile, almost-teenage girl... nuff said.   Then, Saturday I had a day that I think I'd like to never repeat again if possible, and it was pretty weird for a lot of reasons. First, a guy I know and love, who's pretty young, asked me when the right time was to tell someone you love them. Then I took my kids to buy some books and a birthday present formy daughter's friend, and the
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just a wet dream for the webzine...

Ryan Ross writes some amazingly kick-ass lyrics... just saying. Besides, Steve thinks he's cuter   So, anthology's up! YAY! I do hope you all enjoy all the reading there is to do this weekend. So far, I've read Faust, Lesfeuxdemoncoeur, DWrites, Libby Drew, Wrath of Magneto, and mine (repeatedly... have I mentioned what it takes to self edit??) All of you have done amazingly! I'll try to go and leave individual comments in your forums tomorrow, but I just wanted to say so.   Take a chance,
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how do you spell blalalalallalalalah?

I guess that means that I have SO MUCH going on in my head right now that I can't even begin to try and figure out how to get it out, and into here, so all that's coming out is blalalallalalah. Fair warning i guess...   So lemme see...   Anthology submission finished, and on time! GASP I'm afraid I have good news and bad news about that... which do you want first? (I always say bad, if it matters, so I guess we'll go that route.) Bad news: This STILL isn't the end... there will be one more
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pig-latin style...

Okay so... pig-latin. Let me see if I can explain this in a way so as not to complicate it for those of you who have no idea what it is.   It's a made up, kid type language that we all learn as kids here, and basically the way it works is that you take the first letter or sound in a word and move it to the end of the word, and then add a long A sound to the end. So, for example, the word 'dog' would sound like 'og-day' or the the word 'cat' would sound like 'at-kay'. Get it?   So anyway,
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DKStories, horrifying tales of junior high, and the Banana Man...

First of all... and most importantly... Davey is HOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!   ... for a week :wacko:   dkstories... this one's for you (but only because now that you've been subjected to the amazing amount of nerdiness that Rich posesses, and I know you'll appreciate this. Robert, too!)   My objections to this video are rather limited actually... but it managed to create a rather LARGE and RIDICULOUS debate between Rich and I. So let me pose the question to all of you rather literar
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fortune cookies

Your personality is fueled by the fascination you feel for life...   Mmhmm...   So I have a couple work stories...   *Disclaimer* I don't normally call people names like I'm about to use, or descriptions, but as I have no other way to communicate the details to you, I'm going to make an exception this time.   *On with the stories*   Last night at work, this gross, fat, hairy, man with man boobs came through my line to buy a frozen pizza and ginger ale. He was wearing a button down
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Happy Birthday, Will!

Well, the boy is out of town, but it warrants mentioning nevertheless. Besides, he'll be home again tomorrow, or tonight, I forget, and so...   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL! Hope you had a nice trip and that you recovered from spending the day with Steve, Rich, and I. I know I can be whiny (about my hair and wet underwear) and say not nice things (when I feel like I left my stomach back up on some rollercoaster) but I hope you had a nice time. (Rich said I DO say not nice things! He's reading over my
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wtf is going on around here?

Rich bought a book... all on his own.   Davey is away for 2 weeks for work... no internet.   My angel is letting me ride shotgun... and his wrist.   Steve and I are going to Disneyland this weekend... to meet Will, finally.   Kevin is... (not my news to announce).   I bought a new book I've been waiting for, part 3 of a series... I didn't even know it was out, I'm almost finished.   Taking Back Sunday is on repeat... a thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins. Cute Without the
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to new beginnings...

It's February now, officially, even if it is only 2:24 a.m. and I'm waiting for Rich to get home from work for the second time today. I keep smiling to myself, and not those small little smiles that you can sort of subdue if need be, but the uncontrollable, nothing-is-gonna-be-able-to-get-this-thing-off-my-face kind. I'm sure that has everything to do with the fact that Jeff is probably hugging the boy he loves for the first time right now and that I thought of something great to do when Steve
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Anyone Else But You

You're a part time lover and a full time friend The monkey on your back is the latest trend I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you   I'll kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train I'll kiss you all starry eyed my body swingin' from side to side I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you   Here is the church and here is the steeple We sure are cute for two ugly people I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you   Pebbles forgive me,
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