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Religious Irony

Mark Arbour

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I got sucked into watching "Amazing Race" recently. There was this father-daughter team, and in true Christian form, every time they did something well, she thanked Jesus and God and talked about how blessed they were. Blah blah blah.

 

So last night, on EASTER SUNDAY, she and her father were eliminated. Evidently God decided they were less worthy than the two brothers, one of whom is a raging homosexual and therefore and inferior human being destined to burn in hell. And if that wasn't enough, they were also beaten by the lesbian couple! More Satan-Bound cretins.

 

I'm sure she'd have a really good rationale for it. And I'm sure it would be so much bullshit.

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Mark Arbour
now they'll plant a bomb, kill off said contestants, and say god saved them by having them eliminated from the show instead of from life.

 

You know what's really sad? I could actually seeing some of them do it.

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arl215

I hate the couple the doofus pageant queen and model who can only refer two the two women as "the lesbians" I hope some lesbian beats the crap out of her.And is it just me I can't tell those two brothers apart. They're two yrs apart but look almost like twins.

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Arpeggio

Aw nothing wrong with being religious, if anything, she probably thinks her god did it for a reason. XD

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Mark Arbour
I hate the couple the doofus pageant queen and model who can only refer two the two women as "the lesbians" I hope some lesbian beats the crap out of her.And is it just me I can't tell those two brothers apart. They're two yrs apart but look almost like twins.

 

"The Models" are so stupid it's hilarious. That's the only reason I'd kind of hate to see them leave. Stupid people can be amusing. Don't believe me? I can refer you to a few Soap Box threads.biggrin.gif

 

I thought the brothers were twins at first too. Do you have problems telling which one is the gay one?

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Bondwriter

Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways. I guess He hasn't plans for these two to beat the heathens (yet). They'll get their fair share of glory in the afterlife. Meanwhile, others will be very, very hot, and not in a good way...

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Mark Arbour
Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways. I guess He hasn't plans for these two to beat the heathens (yet). They'll get their fair share of glory in the afterlife. Meanwhile, others will be very, very hot, and not in a good way...

 

Right. blink.gif

 

Very very hot, and not in a good way? Oh shit, are they going to the Sahara?

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arl215
I thought the brothers were twins at first too. Do you have problems telling which one is the gay one?
Sometimes
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