Frosting?
Today as I came home from my little excursion with the family my friend David asked me if I could go with him to spy on our friend Rob. David got it in his head that Rob was cheating. I of course said yes so he could see how much of an idiot he was. Rob has been spending some time working with some kids part time so he could earn enough money to take David to the Bahamas for his birthday.
So knowing full well that this could spoil the surprise I decided I would go. Nothing amuses me more than my friends when they make asses of themselves. That is usually my job so it feels good when somebody else does it. We drove to Rob's house and waited until Rob left his house. We followed him to the bulding where he works at. It's an afterschool program and Rob works in daycare.
I was ready to start laughing when I see Rob kiss a girl, In the mouth, passionately...
David drives over almost hitting the curb and runs out of the car. I have never heard so much swearing coming from one persons mouth at five words a second. I had to run towards them and put myself in betwen Rob and David, making sure they didn't start fighting. This is when I receive a call from my boyfriend asking me where his favorite boxers were. Of course this is when I get slapped with a cake by one of my friends or was it the girl that I suddenly realize is an old friend.
I am getting really angry and tired of this when Selene pulls up with my boyfriend and yells HAPPY BIRTHDAY we finally gotcha!
I hate my friends and death is being planned for all of them.
GREEN getting older by the minute and covered in vanilla frosting.
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